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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

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    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Just when you think you can't hate the guy anymore then you already do you find out he sits at home and rubs his two shiny nickels together and articles like this appear. I refuse to be a deuche bad this year. I must also refuse to be a Deuche bag with my fantasy football team by not drafting my token bengal every year even if it is a red headed kicker who Mike Brown decided was the guy to take this Franchise to the next level or he just decided he was the best player on the team.

Please just make it stop!

n8, you aren't going to draft Chad? Gambling Fool guarantees that Chad will have a 1000+ yd year and will go to the Pro Bowl. Don't be a doubter like me.

I'm still holding out hope that Katie will finally have Mikey declared legally incompetent. This is one more page in the overwhelming file against him.

I really didn't know that unused cap space could be rolled over to the next year. I would love to see how much under the cap the bengals have been since 2005. In my opinion any owner would have grasped the opportunity and promise of 2005 and done whatever he could have to bring players in to make the team better.

He did nothing.

Apparently unused cap space simply adds that amount to the next years cap for each individual team. If they don't roll it over the money is then "unspent" on players to make the team better. So where does it go?

Into Mike Brown's pocket apparently. I'm done paying a guy the full price of admission while he does nothing but try to scrimp and save and stick as much money of ours as he can in his family's pockets.

If you don't spend it on players at least spend the cash to build an indoor training facility or something to positively impact the performance of the product on the field.

The cash is in his pockets. It was not used in anyway to improve the team.

The salary cap amount is completely paid for and guaranteed in the money disbursement from the NFL. So rolling money over wouldn't be an opportunity to have to pay more out of pocket the next year. It's money you should have counted on spending to field a good product.

However look how this guaranteed money from the NFL is being used. As an opportunity to make even more profit.

Christ. He gets every penny from the stadium that taxpayers pay for. What a greedy S.O.B.

I would feel differently if the team was succesful and cheap, or could at least spend enough to do basic professional things like protect your own quarterback. Or sack the opposing quarterback. We were the only team that played the Steelers last year and didn't sack Ben once. We played them twice! Maybe we need better people? When I want better people at my company I have to pay more to get them.

Will he ever realize that fielding a winning team and running a professional organization will make him more money than he can possibly scrimp and save.

Will he at least realize in the short term that keeping Carson Palmer in the games, win or lose, will make him the most money now? Because I may give in and decide to watch a game or two this year but if J.T. O'Sullivan is the starter then I'll just watch whatever other game is on.

I'm not so sure that having 3 out of 5 of the starting O-line in new positions, and 3 out of 5 players that were in fact back-ups to last years miserable showing is any way to protect the centerpiece of your franchise. Oh and btw that is the "plan". It's not by accident due to injuries it's the best they have to give us.

I'm tired of hearing that spending money doesn't guarantee you anything. He's never tried! I have read for years that they keep millions of cap dollars available for injuries. Who have they paid significant money due to injuries? Dhani Jones?

Remember the embarassment of the New England prime time game when we didn't have enough healthy line backers to play and we had safeties playing backer? Do we really believe that cap money set aside for injuries is anything more than a cash pool stashed for the Brown's until the season ends?

But we have ourselves to blame. We support this fool by giving him our money.

It's been three years and they have failed to replace Rich Braham. In three off seasons you couldn't get one competent veteran guy. A guy that can step in right away and play at least at a starters level? A solid center is a pretty safe investment.

It just doesn't end does it?

J M, great post, and to answer your question, NO, it never ends with Mike Turd!

MFB has being doing this for 18 years. Nothing has changed except for the shepeople renewing their season tickets year after year after year after year of losing, losing, losing, losing just to be with family and friends at a tailgate party. Pfffffffftttttttttttt

Please don't write more than a paragraph. No one reads them, so your wasting your time

But those Schwanzkopfs over there at Football Outsiders (should be called: We don't understand how Mike Brown works so we are going to publish something that is irrelevant to the way he does things!) don't get it. It took them that long to figure out that Mikey Boy Brown is inept? How long is it going to take them to realize that MBB has 'The Golden Rule' working for him?

Look, what those losers did was to attach a meaning to allow for a 'ratio' (subjective as it is) to prove a thesis that is already proven -- MBB is a dumbass when it comes to football and football operations (BTW< have you ever given thought why Mikey Boy Brown doesn't sue some individuals on this board for their comments (regardless of merit)? It is because in most cases, he'd have to open up the books and he doesn't want to do that -- not for some pissant website -- here's a hint, he ain't gunna do it either.

Anyway, it boils down to the fact that he doesn't know what he's doing -- by all accounts -- save his cronies. You can attach whatever you want to the other side of the argument and 'prove' a ratio of ineptitude at ones will! It took this group of gopher balls this long to figure out that MBB's this side of being mentally 'stoopid?' Sheesh, next they will have a revelation that the sky is blue on August 3rd! (or ANY other, more than likely, sunny day).

Here, let me make a postulation right now, MBB stinks because he has this normal amount of money pouring into the draft but his beer sales don't show anything for it! Or how about his T-shirt sales don't reflect it? Or how about his toilet paper use doesn't reflect it? All are obvious. All a probably true, all are equally worthless as a 'factoid' -- and these dorks over at Football outsider actually had the stupidity to print such a useless and worthless story?

I guess it proves that sad people have to latch on to whatever they can to justify their existence.

WCH,

Next time you have a thought?

Just let it go.

WCH,

This might shock you, but the story wasn't a Bengals-specific one, but because this IS a Bengals-specific site, only the Bengals side of the story is being discussed. I really doubt FO (which is, by the way, one of the best NFL sites out there) created a formula and wrote an entire article just to prove how poor Mike Brown runs things

Football Outsiders: "Mike Brown can't work a salary cap."

Football Insiders: "No shit."

Brown better watch it, or Obama's gonna take over the Bengals! Funny thing is, running the Bengals is probably the one thing that gubbermint could do better than this particular private ownership!!

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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