The Kansas City Chiefs signed Bengals center and Inverse Human Pancake Machine, Eric Ghiaciuc last night. The Kansas City Star claims that the team may have found its new starting center. Clearly the Chiefs have proven that they don't own video equipment, nor have they actually seen Ghiaciuc play in games.
Good riddance. WDR is glad that Mike Brown's Bengals won't be able to retain his "services", which included: getting knocked on his ass (earning him the nickname of Inverse Human Pancake Machine), failing to open holes for running backs, and screwing up the center/QB exchange. Some people call that, "the job of a center."
The best part of the article is at the end where they say, "Ghiaciuc became expendable in Cincinnati after the Bengals took Arkansas center Jonathan Luigs in the fourth round of the draft."
Uh guys?!?!?! Shouldn't it tell you something by signing a Bengals cast-off? What, the Lions didn't have a center you could have taken?