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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Ha, they can have him... I wonder if they will sign Larson too. That would be a great pick-up for them, what a joke. Whoever they put at C this year better not be on his ass like this guy was, it seemed he was beat on every play.

Hmmm, the Bengals just got a 4th round draft pick who has never played a down against NFL competition and already decided he is better than Ghaicuic.....PICK HIM UP.

If Scott Pioli and the Cheifs turn Ghaichuic into anything resembling an NFL football player.....I may quit watching football.

I'd really like to see Jamal Williams and whatever other mammoth nose tackles the Chargers like to rotate knock Ghiaciuc on his ass.

Didn't the Chiefs just spend a sh*t ton of money on Matt Cassel? I know Carson Palmer is a great player for a young USC quarterback to look up to...but I don't think having him get sacked 10 times a game, hurt himself, and sit out for most of the season is what they had in mind.

Luigs should be much better than Ghiacuic. Good riddance--trying to run up the middle effectively the last two years was near impossible. They have 4 Centers on the roster--I'd prefer to see Luigs start, but ONE of these 4 HAVE to be better Ghiacuic. Smell ya later, Eric.

I agree. Good riddance!!! He's going to be one of those signed and then released a month later type players. Hopefully the Bengals won't take him back.

So the Human Weebil landed on his feet instead of his behind for once. That's Ok. I never liked Matt Cassel anyway. He'll be on IR by week 3.

Maybe Ghiacuic saw what he was *really* up against, i.e. he saw the futility on the horizon...and so maybe he was just 'throwing the match', so to speak, in hopes that the Bengals would get rid of him (which is what I think Chad's been doing), so that he might end up on a team he felt more worth the effort (before he's too old and broken to go anywhere)...the Chiefs seem convinced he was 'sleeping''s plausible, and yet maybe it's being too's got me curious (yep, just plain ol' curious, not 'intrigued' or anything like that) about next season...

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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