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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Please fix the escalator on the northeast side of the stadium first. That goddamn thin hasn't worked for two years and causes a traffic jam when were all trying to get the fuck out of that stadium at halftime.

This is a silly post. You really want the Bengals spending more money on the stadium? Who cares? If the Bengals have any money to spend it should go - as you constantly say - to players and player development. And you really want them to emulate the f-ing Reds, who paid money to hire the worst manager in baseball, and who pay guys with under .300 OBP to bat lead off? I'll take a team - like the Bengals - that just doesn't spend money, rather than a team that spends it in the dumbest way possible like the Reds.

On an unrelated note, I just looked at the spin machine at Bengals.com, and Baghdad Hob did an elaborate piece of suckage about a former Bengal who became a scout. However, he scouts for the Seahawks. Chuck Fisher, the #33 overall pick in the '99 draft(that wasn't really a good draft for us)who blew his knee on Opening Day in '99. His first 6 minutes was his last with the Bengals, another sad tale of a Bengals draft prospect becoming damaged goods. Though this fluff piece is typical BH, there was some slight comedic relief when Corey Dillon's name pops out as a former Bengal who Fisher stays in contact with. What really baffles me is that there's a photo of Malcolm Jenkins on the Bengals.com homepage.

But I digress. I'm fucking ready for Opening Day.

Here we go again... "We need an inddor practice facility!" Never one to stop abusing deceased equines?

One more time -- for clarity's sake... ...Having a indoor practice facility doesn't mean SQUAT. Last year they MIGHT've used it for a game -- in case you were on planet Alderon 7 someplace, ONE GAME WOULD NOT HAVE CHANGED ANYTHING -- and that is assuming they would have won that game. Cry cry some more.

Totally disagree "top six". Details, details, details. It maybe a very small one at that, but it's further proof that Bob Castellini is committed to making the best experience (within his financial means) possible for fans. You can argue that Baker isn't the perfect Manager, and some of the player personel decisions haven't been stellar. But the fact is, he is committed to winning and willing to make CHANGES in order achieve it. Mike Brown is the exact opposite. I'll take effort over greed and complacency any day of the week.

WCH, you're continued crusade against anybody who brings up an indoor practice facility is annoying. I still say that you are really Mike Brown trying to justify another one of your cons to the fans. The enthusiasm over the facility was false hope that the Bengals were actually going to act like a real NFL franchise. Personally, I don't care if they have an indoor facility or not. This team is so dysfunctional it needs an act of God to help it.

As far as you top six, I'm sure that there is a Red's blog somewhere to vent your hatred of them. What the hell does anything you said in your post have to do with this one?

In 04 the Bengals were making a playoff push that nearly ended in St Louis when we were embarrassed in their dome. This may have been due to cutting practices short due the the rain/wind and cold that week in Cincinnati. It doesn't matter how many times you use it, it's just something you need to have when you play this far north. When a top tier free agent leaves his home in Vegas or L.A next winter and comes to the midwest where it's snowing and miserable who's going to leave a better impression on him? The team that sends a cab for him and has inadequate facilities or a any other team in the division with enclosed training facilities and a desire to win. This article wasn't to draw a correlation between the two teams on the field, but off the field. The Castellinies are committed to not only winning but improving the fans experience at the game.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

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      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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