I admittedly have not taken the most straight and narrow path. But now I think I can put all that behind me. I'm not playing for Abilene Christian anymore. No school, no haters, legally free stuff given to me. I'm set. I can just focus on the important stuff. Like being the best player Cincy has ever seen. I can't believe I'm walking into an NFL locker room. This is a dream come true.
Is that Graham putting sequins on a denim jacket? Why is Brad St. Louis walking around the locker room saying, "Meth here, I've got the meth here." Can't Chris Henry wait to take a dump in a trash can until after he's done playing a midget in scrabble. And where are the midget's pants?
Oh Come On!!!