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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Mike is a redeemer, who knows, we may see T.O. here before the end of the season.

Jason brown got signed, not Jason Smith. Jason smith is the offensive tackle that the Bengals MUST get in the draft. Jason Brown is the rams current Center.

Also I would like to question why we don't trust Kenny Watson or even James Johnson at RB #2. We have 3 RBs now, and we really need to focus on O-Line and FB before #2 RB. Even #2 QB is more important right now, although if we sign JP Losman I'll be happy. Here is what I suggest Mikey Boy does:

1. Sign JP Lossman
2. DRAFT JASON SMITH
3. DRAFT ALEX MACK (trade up for a higher draft pick if you don't feel comfortable waiting 'till the 2nd round for him)
4. Sign Leonard Weaver or Heath Evans for FB
5. Maybe try to find a good LB
6. Find a back up RB (since we already have 2 good back ups)

Thats how I see it

Well it looks like we're going to end up with JT O'Sullivan for our backup. We'll see if they actually sign him.

Thanks K. Phelps...corrected.

Yeah, I'm with whomever had said on these comment boards that Birk should have been courted before Laveranues Coles. And Coles over T.J. - that just screams that the Bengals wanted T.J. gone. Either that or that the Bengals are just total fucking idiots. Unfortunately, either idea is equally plausible.

I really like WDR's idea of buying and wearing the jerseys over over-hyped, ex-Bengals. You know, go get yourself an Odell Thurman jersey and wear it. I'm just wondering if it would be acceptable if I went ahead and got a Laveranues Coles jersey in advance of this ending poorly in 2-3 years.

The Bengals should go after TO immediately. I know that he has ruined 2 great teams and was well on his way to ruining the Cowboys but the bengals have nothing to lose. TO can't ruin the Bengals, he can't even hurt them. They are just going to continue screwing it up anyway.

When I was in school, they told us about adding two negatives together to get a positive. With this knowledge, I theorize that TO will completely fix the Bengals, as well as bring together the team and the fanbase :)

We will get him at a discount anyways. He wants a good QB and no team with a good QB would even consider taking him (he mentioned Indy or New England lol). We have Carson, who is by far the best QB he stands a chance of playing with next year, and we have nothing to lose.

Plus, we could finally cut Chad!

The Coles signing is looking much better to me now. If Laveranues wasn't signed by Mikey yesterday, TO would be speaking behind a microphone to the local media at MBS right now.

I was thinking that since the Boys cut T.O., maybe we could trade them Ocho Cinco for a lineman(either side) or LB and a mid to late round pick.

Chad's younger and significantly less mouthy than Owens as long as his team is doing good. That is exactly what Dallas would want right now and this would allow the Bengals to move Coles up to #1 and build a new offensive identity for the team.

PS: As a current Seattle resident I'm really sad to see T.J. leave the Bengals, but at least I'll be able to watch him on a regular basis now.

Stay far away from T.O. Has anyone heard any news about Jeremi Johnson lately? Has he eclipsed the 400 lb. mark yet? I think either Eugene Monroe or Jason Smith will be there at #6 and the Bengals have to go after either of them. Then they gotta hope one of the three big time centers last until the 2nd round. I can't fathom the thought of watching Giachuck getting pushed back into Carson's knees again.

It makes me sick to think that Coles will be taking the legendary #11 worn by our very own crazy legs fitzpatrick

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