In today's edition, we focus on some correspondence between a Bengals season ticket holder and advertiser and Mike Brown. Notice the date - 1999 - and consider if anything has changed since.
All identifying marks and letterhead have been removed for purposes of anonymity on behalf of the writer.
The entirety of Mikey's letter is rich, no doubt, but I personally enjoy the portion written by Brown that states:
So let me get this right... The example of hard work that the writer demonstrated through your interpretation of his letter led you to follow his "example" and to begin insulting individuals you have never met? Where's the causal connection or logical leap between those two things? Oh, I see, you were being sarcastic?
This juvenile response simply dictates the immaturity of this franchise with Mike Brown at the helm. Do you think the CEO of Procter & Gamble writes letters this tactless to shareholders or individuals upset with the performance of their shampoo and conditioner?
Oh you don't like your Head & Shoulders? You still have dandruff? Well how about this... Go F--- yourself!
I think not. Enjoy.