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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the eighteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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and now MFB has Carson calling season ticket holders. LOL

Different philosophy when communicating with the fan... ...that may be true but the act of business is the same. Remember when the Reds floated the idea that Adam Dunn was a 'rent-a-player' last year during the trading deadline -- and they inferred that he was going to be back this year? Yeah, remember that? Hey Adam, how's Washington these days? Did you honestly think that this inference was legitimate? Nope! The Reds wanted to keep butts in the stands -- much like Mikey Boy Brown. I told you all of this a while back.

Now, another thing that I told you was the idea that the owner (that is, one other than Marge Schott) would really put the green into the team and things would be better... well Marge wasn't a great thing to begin with but she put in her money. She may not have been the quintessential owner but at least she did. Remember when everyone was shouting on high: "Oh, it's Uncle Carl to the rescue, he's got billions and he will have us a dynasty like the Yankees in no time!" Well at least he let you think that -- he certainly never said it. Now people are giving Uncle Carl a pass saying that for one reason or t'other, he shouldn't really even be mentioned -- that he was a caretaker in a sense for the team -- yeah, that's the ticket... a caretaker. Now we have Castellini and people are starting the same garbage that they did (and have conveniently forgotten about) under Uncle Carl. "Oh, he will bring us to the promised land!!!!" etc. -- all that's pretty much under consideration for a colloquial and collective name: BULLSHIT!

See, the problem is that we just aren't a good market in the sense of people blindly following. We are discretionary with our spending and we definitely want to see something happen before we invest (with the exception of the 'fanatics'). The problem is, the fanatics can't do it alone and left to them, you get 3rd, 4th, or 5th placed teams as a result. All you thinking or taking the bait that these things are going to be different, you better hope and pray for the 'perfect storm' that was 1990. That's about the only way that 'Castellini' is going to 'bring' this city a winner.

Oh well, as I've said, we aren't even a third rate city (acting like we are on top) -- don't get me wrong, I am comfortable with my city in that sense -- I just wish that others would be more realistic.

Where's the quote from Lou Pinella or Tony LaRussa saying the Reds are the 'team to beat?'

Time will only tell, but I like the Reds approach better becausae they talk about winning. I still don't think Mike Brown knows how to pronounce that word YET.
The problem is that the Bengal's have a weaker schedule this year, so Mikey boy will probably get what he wants. The NFL will not let a team fail in sales.

Marc I agree with you 100%. Bob backed off his 'championship' talk in this letter...which was disappointing...but at least he is talking about forming a winning team and being dedicated to the STH. Much better than Mikey boy.

One thing I noticed (don't take this as me standing up for Mike Turd), was that Bobby did not say his goal was to win a championship, only a "winning season". So while I guess that's better than the Bengals goal of "trying to be competitive", it's still not the fans ultimate goal.

He sure as hell isn't a wordsmith, but daggummit Bob Castellini cares about winning. He also has a freaking GM.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 18 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .349 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (101-187-1 in 18 seasons)

      19-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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