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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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That wasn't Graham's fault on that missed extra point against Denver in 2006. It was a botched snap/hold that wasn't even counted as an attempted kick. I think you are thinking of the missed FG at the end of regulation against the Steelers in that same season's finale that would have also sent us to the playoffs. But yes, this move has Mike Brown's Bungals written all over it. TJ has to be the happiest man in America this morning, and who can blame him?

Who's excited about the draft!?!? *crickets*

Beanie Wells - It's going to happen. Can I buy a WDR logo knife on Look At Me to slit my wrists with?

I think we can officially say it now, Mike Brown has lost it. Something as pushed him over the edge. It's time to call the men with white suits to come take him away.

I am speechless, I am without speech.

Yeah well John Thornton made a good assumption that we'll be drafting a WR for our 1st round pick. Yeah that sounds about right.

This just verifies what we already knew. MB is too stupid to do anything but run a fail-proof business his Daddy started and gave to him. In any other type of business, MB would be eating in soup lines and sleeping in doorways.

This move only confirms what we already knew - 2009 is going to be another losing season in a long line of losing seasons. How long before Carson is asking for a trade?

The only good that can come from this is the hope it drives more fans away and brings them to the revolution. Strange that he waited until the last minute to make this move - or is it? Remember, the deadline for renewing season tickets is.....

T.J will never make the Hall, get real! Cris Carter hasn't made it and he is 2000 times better. I agree with the cause but don't make ludacris claims like this because its takes away from your credability. I feel T.J needs to be gone in order for things to get better. Keep up the good work.

2006 was Brad St. Louis's fault.

Shayne Graham is an awesome kicker and hardly ever misses. Only one time I can remember him missing a field goal that was his fault and the game didn't matter all that much.

However, I'd take TJ over Shayne any day

The Bungles suck!

Actually, K. Phelps, the game the week *after* St. Louis' faux pas was a game that mattered much. A lot much. Like "against the Steelers and a chance to send Cowher into retirement with a loss and to clinch a playoff spot" much. Just saying.

BMN

Do you think every morning when Mikey B wakes up, those guys from Men in Black show up at his door with their memory loss flashy things? Or is he just THAT STUPID? Oh yeah, it's Mike Brown.

T.J. is not "the hardest man alive". Does anyone remember his baby tirade in 2006 when the Bengals lost to the Ravens when he jettisoned his helmet twenty yards on the field? Look at the the lame comments he's been making. He doesn't want the tag and then gets pissed when someone else gets it. Also saying that he didn't show up to workouts because he was underpaid--ridiculous. Winners show up to practice, period. The Bengals dug their own grave with T.J. and Chad by making them and everyone else think that they were indispensable to the team. Marvin needs to reclaim the attitude that he had with Corey Dillon and Takeo Spikes--if you don't want to be here, there's the door. It's time this becomes Carson's team and not the other sideshow antics of these two dopes that seem to occur every offseason and permeate/ruin the following season. This move becomes a great one IF the Bengals go after quality free agents (RB Darren Sproles, LT Jordan Gross, etc.)

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If the link works, these two words sum up pretty well what has happened and what drafting Maclin would be.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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