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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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You should cc Mike Brown on that letter. To see that his leadership has reduced Bengals fans to wishing their team was more like his hated rival... Keep the pressure up, keep embarassing Mike Brown...

That shit heal deserves every bit of public humiliation he gets. Marvin is his shield but we all know who the catalist is and he needs to be plucked like a cancerous growth deep inside of the colon. Until we can find pliers long enough to remove it, embarrasing him in the media is the next best thing. Keep up the revolution!

whoop! There it rears its ugly head again. Practice Facility! Indoor! We must have one or we are somehow a lesser team!

Has it ever occured to anyone at WDR that all the line items you talk about -- being 21st on the Forbes list, 44 straight home sellouts... that Mikey Boy Brown is sitting in his living room at home laughing hiis ass off -- one, that he has been able to pull this off, 2 -- that you haven't figured out that you have had what, 5+ straight seasons where you put money in the coffers and all you had to do was to tell him to go frick himself back when PBS was nothing more than a wet dream for that man? 3 -- that even with all that's happened, there are still people lined up ready to take the tickets for others who have given up, 4 -- that though giving tickets to someone less fortunate is nice and honorable, they certainly do buy concessions thus all you've managed to do is to still fill Mikey Boy's coffers and not see the fargin game (how's that for a misguided crowd? 5 -- that if Mikey Boy put together two seasons in a row that netted at least one playoff game, you'd be frothing at the mouth just like you were two years ago.

See, you guys don't get it... the best thing you can do is to ignore Mikey Boy Brown. Be as apathetic (on a permanent basis with Mikey Boy) as possible and just generally don't give a shit about the Bengals -- and spread that feeling. Mikey doesn't get any attention and maybe, just maybe, he leaves because this town no longer interests him. But be careful -- VERY careful, 'cause you will most certainly lose your precious NFL team and our loveable city will become a tenth rate city (instead of the ninth rate one that it actually is) -- but at least you'll be rid of that shitehead Mikey Boy Brown. Now if yopu aren't willing to lose those things -- then shut up? You had a chance to dump MBB and quite possibly pull a 'Cleveland' and get another team back here instead of MBB and the Boys -- yet you blew it because of selfishness. So either live with it or quityerbitchin' -- as they say.

WC, Why do you read this site? Why do you take the time to post such in depth comments? If you don't agree with our plan of action, then follow your own plan and be apathetic like the generations of past Bengal's fans have done. Your apathy should include NOT reading and posting on this site because WDR will continue to push for change and ridicule Mikey Boy.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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