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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Only in Pittsburgh: (an image from Google Street View)

LMAO, that is too funny!

Kinda looks like Himes and Rothlesfucker...

I agree with you on the stupid Super Bowl Parties I'm forced to go to and make small talk instead of watching what will be the last football game of the year. I have also wondered why they put the Super Bowl on Sunday (and so late on a Sunday at that). Now that I'm old, most of the people I know leave the party at halftime anyway so they can either get their kids to bed, get ready for work the next day or both? Why don't they put the Super Bowl where it belongs? On Saturday night?

As for all the Super Bowl Hype this week, I completely avoid it all.

Thats why SuperBowl Monday is a standing Vacation day for me! You guys are starting to sound like Mike Brown......"I don't want to Make the SuperBowl, It is on past my Bed Time!"

Do you know what makes things worse for you? It's when you LIVE in the city that the Super Bowl is at. I live in Tampa Bay and work real close to the stadium and what was a 20 minute drive to work is now a 45 minute drive thanks to all the Pittsburgh fans. Last night when driving to a friend's house I had to wait an extra 20 minutes an intersection so that the Steeler team buses could get back to their hotel. And then to top it off, I went to lunch at the nearby mall (which is the rich persons mall in the area) and I saw Ben Roethlisberger. I wore my trust Bengals shirt (since it's casual Friday), but I don't think it affected him.

I guess people in Cincinnati won't ever have to experience this, though, since we don't have a cool dome... and we are still working on the covered training facility.

LeeRoy, to Mike F. Brown, the Super Bowl is just a Theme because the Bengals fans think about it every year.

I hate dealing with steal-er fans during the playoffs PERIOD. Don't want to hear them during the SB, thats for sure. I had the misfortune of being one of the only non-stealer fans a BW3's one night with my fiance, my sis & her BF. We had a table of neutral fans in front of us & a table full of pitt idiots to our right. They screamed every time the stealers breathed. They started pissing us off after one stood up & said SUCK ON THAT RAVEN FANS! So after that, us & the neutral fans started cheering on every ravens 1st down. (not very often) Steeler fan stood up looking all cocky in our direction after a big play & my sis' bf said "I guess every dog has it's day eh?" Pitt idiot said "I wouldn't expect ppl from southern ohio to know good football" We all said simultaniously "We're from Kentucky." Obviously I knew some smart-ass comment was coming, and it did. "Oh...Well thats even worse!" I said "I'll show you worse, bitch!" The loudmouth Pitt idiot suddenly grew quiet & walked out the door to his car & left. Thought I'd share this funny/sad story with you guys.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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