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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Like I said, I like the idea of going over Mike Brown's head, and I've already sent my letter just incase. I'm just not sure how well this one will work, I don't trust Goodell for shit, of course, your right, we don't have anything to lose, I'm just skeptical on how well this is going to work.

Basing this off of time after time of seeing Goodell fuck up the NFL about as bad... well not quite as bad... as Mike Brown fucked up the Bengals.

At least with Goodell there is a good chance that his successor will bring change to everything that he has screwed up.

I think this is great idea. What is the old metric, for every person who writes a letter, that person represents 1000 people or something like that? This action alone will not will force a reaction from Mike Brown, but like the smallest of blows to a mighty oak if repeated enough, the oak will fall.

Task #7 is great idea. If WDR fans pull their weight there should be over 1000 letters going to Goodell's office. Smart money says he has never received anywhere near that number of identical letters demanding change. By Thom Tadsen's metrics that is over 100,000 fans regularly pouring dollar bills into the league, "mavens" if you will. Well worth 2 minutes of Rodger's day; he has to read at least one. WDR is not demanding a fully fueled jet to a non-extradition compliant country. Our demands are rational and in the interest of everyone financially involved in the league. #7 makes sense, letter sent. In WDR I trust.

and by 100,000 i mean 1,000,0000

OK! I get to play the part of Mike Brown... 'You want me to do what? Rog? Oh, ok, that's good. Well let me get back to you...' Ring Ring! "Hello? is the the Department of Justice? Hang, uh hang, hang on a second, I want to conference you with Mr. Dodd over in the Senate. Uh, Yeah, uh Hey uh there's this little matter of the Sherman Act -- you know the Antitrust Act that the NFL has an exemption to and Mr. Dodd has made hints at wanting to 're-examine' wink wink nudge nudge over the past years when he was pushing his communist dictum bullshit when Democrats controlled Congress up until the early 1980's! Well, anyway, I want to conference one more person in on this call... Katie? Katie? Get Roger Goodell on the phone will ya? What do you mean he won't come to the phone? What? He's hiding? Under his desk? Really? Well I think we can cancel this call don't ya think? Thank you DOJ and Senator Dodd!'

IOW,you are dealing with stuff that you have no idea of its impsrt or how far it ranges.

I know I've posted similar to this already, but really, both the content of the WDR blog, and the WDR projects really are getting much better...it's really awesome

p.s.

¡VIVA!

i'm with a couple of the other comrades. just boycott giving mike brown any money. simple. don't go to the games. don't buy jerseys. don't buy sunday ticket packages. don't buy decals. don't buy stickers, sheets, posters, and birthday plates. and heckle the people who do.

take as much energy as goes into this other stuff and get groups together to hit the street with some informative literature that can convince others to just turn off the money. usually this kind of stuff happens when a team goes south anyway, but if we could engineer a mass "walk-out" as the season ends, it might get the media attention some of you seem to crave and be a legitimate threat to mike brown's interests.

i'm thinking something like the scene in 'rudy' where everyone comes in and lays down their jersey so rudy can have a spot...have people lined up down by the pro-shop with channel 5 covering, and have them walk up to a desk with an empty "absentee" owner's chair, and lay down their bengals jerseys of players past/misplaced/miguided and say, "this one's for cincy, mike"...another idea could be going all crazy bible-belt red-state and steam-roll bengals knick-knacks....for the last game of the year, you could have food drives where you get people to donate food for the holiday with a separate donation of something a fan could eat at the game instead of them buying refreshments from mike brown....or a pledge signed by people that they will keep the last game of the year a "buzz-free" day by refusing to buy beer symbolizing the need for clear heads and an alert approach to this offseason (which might actually build a little positive talk about the team....)

the part about the letter that makes sense is the idea that some of the other owners might begin to question the idea of giving mike brown free/easy money while his lack of effort is regressive to their work to earn more money. again, since money is all these institutions are interested in, then it might motivate the other owners as well as this owner to take some definitive changes of course.

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