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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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December 03, 2008

Project Mayhen Task #4 Update: Donate your Tickets to Lighthouse Youth Services

Bob Mecum, President of Lighthouse Youth Services, is reporting that he has received 14 tickets so far. Who Dey Revolution has received many emails from loyal readers, and the count based on those emails is that at least 30 have been sent. The hope is that these tickets are in the mail and on their way to Lighthouse.

Who Dey Revolution is hoping that we can get 100 tickets donated.  And judging by the amount of empty seats at the "sell out" game between Baltimore and Mike Brown's Bengals, there are a lot of fans with tickets to spare.

If you are a season ticket holder, PLEASE give some heavy thought to sending your tickets to the December 28th game to Lighthouse Youth Services. If you know a season ticket holder, PLEASE forward this post on to them and have them consider mailing their Kansas City game tickets in for a donation.

Remember, here's what's in it for you...

1) A feeling of satisfaction that you made a difference in the life of a child that might never have another chance to go to a Bengals game. This kids are going to LOVE the chance to go a Bengals game. Even if it is Mike Brown's Bengals playing against the Kansas City Chiefs.

2) A tax write-off.

3) Kids don't eat cotton candy the way adults drink beer. This will take money out of Mike Brown's pocket!!!

Here is the information of where to mail your tickets:

Lighthouse Youth Services
Bob Mecum
President, Chief Executive Officer
1501 Madison Road
Cincinnati, OH 45206
Telephone: (513) 221-3350
Toll Free: 1-800-474-4138
www.lys.org

Posted by Brosef Stalin on December 03, 2008 at 03:02 PM in Project Mayhem |

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This game is going to go down as one of the worst games of all time. It will be cold, boring, and you will be much happier watching from home or spending time with your family. Please help some kids who want nothing more than to go to an NFL game (even if it is the Bengals). Happy holidays.

Posted by: Poo Dey 1-10-1 | December 03, 2008 at 05:13 PM

This is a FANTASTIC idea. I hope the kids get tons of tickets.

Posted by: Brian Smith | December 04, 2008 at 09:48 AM

two went out in today's mail. i gave them the redskins tickets too.

Posted by: brad | December 04, 2008 at 04:33 PM

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