Today, hundreds of WhoDey Revolutionaries brought in 1,000 urinal cakes with the following message: "98-186-1 - Get Pissed." The Bengals have posted a 98-186-1 record with Mike Brown as Owner/GM over the last 18 years. Over this span, the Bengals have the lowest winning percentage among every team in all four major sports. It is a failure that starts right at the top.
These urinal cakes were brought into the game by hundreds of WhoDey Revolutionaries and placed in every urinal at Paul Brown Stadium so Bengals fans can physically express their frustration with a team clearly not dedicated to winning.
This operation has been given titled "Put Your Yellow on Our Brown."
All comrades who took part in Project Mayhem #6, we want to hear about your heroic efforts. Please email us at whodeyrevolution@gmail.com with your story and include pictures if you have them. Here are some that we have received so far.
This hero was interviewed on Fox about his work distributing WDR Urinal Cakes around PBS.
Robert in Milford describes his game experience:
Inside the urinals in section 316:
In the port-a-potty in Longworth Hall:
Never have urinals been so awesome. VIVA!!
Posted by: Leeroy Jenkins | December 14, 2008 at 07:35 PM
www.profootballtalk.com covered the story. Simply a success!!
Posted by: Mitc | December 14, 2008 at 07:56 PM
Creative. Ingenious. You guys outdid yourselves this time. This kind of stuff has got to be driving them nuts.
Posted by: Rich | December 14, 2008 at 08:23 PM
Genius!
Posted by: Scott Ricketts | December 14, 2008 at 08:49 PM
Genius!
Posted by: Scott Ricketts | December 14, 2008 at 08:54 PM
Brilliant.
Posted by: Anon | December 14, 2008 at 09:38 PM
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to get all those out tomorrow.
You Know Mikey Boy won't let those remain.
Grat project though, wish I could have been there!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
Posted by: GregC78&69 | December 14, 2008 at 09:45 PM
This one may be though to top! But I'm sure you'll manage too.
Also, I overheard someone spreading the word about Task #5 at the game today.
Posted by: captainb8 | December 14, 2008 at 09:53 PM
I feel sorry for the poor bastard that has to get those out tomorrow.
You know Mikey Boy won't let those remain.
Great project, wish I could have been there!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
Posted by: GregC78&69 | December 14, 2008 at 09:53 PM
With PFT covering this, it makes it all worth it. The more media attention the better. Mikey figures with a couple wins, we will forget yet another horrible season. They continuously add small-time players with minor injuries to the IR so they can chalk this season up to injuries...BULLSHIT. Great job guys & please remain ever vigilant against that evil-doer Mikey Boy Brown!!!
Posted by: Deric | December 14, 2008 at 10:05 PM
My proof that your message is being heard by the right people: there was a thread about project mayhem #6 on the official bengals . com message board during the game this afternoon. Many people laughing and agreeing about its message. All of a sudden it was deleted this evening. Probably when those in power (Brown minions) came home from the game and were appalled to see anything that detracted from the view of the Brownie party. Keep it up yall!
Posted by: eminence front | December 14, 2008 at 10:44 PM
I was at the game and saw an employee removing these from the urinals. He seemed really happy to be doing this, actually I heard him say something about how he would probably move a few things around in the Bengals' budget next year and hire a few more scouts as a result of this action. Oh, wait, actually, he did not seem happy at all and it appeared you made his work day much worse than it would have been. Great job, you should be really proud.
Posted by: top six | December 14, 2008 at 11:08 PM
Why so negative Top 6? Wait...Top 6? Is this Gary Burbank? I wish Eddie and Tracy would bring that back. But back to being negative...the same guy that is picking those out is the same guy who takes out old urinal cakes and puts in new ones and probably cleans the urinals as well. So he had an extra job today. It probably took 10 mins to clean out one bathroom, and I doubt he was the only one working on it. No Mikey isn't going to hire a GM b/c of a urinal cake, but it is only one step in the project. Have faith in the Revolution. But in your case Bob Dylan said it best, "You said that you lost your faith, but that aint where its at. You had no faith to lose, and you know it."
Posted by: The Real Tyke Beasly | December 15, 2008 at 12:45 AM
Why so negative Top 6? Wait...Top 6? Is this Gary Burbank? I wish Eddie and Tracy would bring that back. But back to being negative...the same guy that is picking those out is the same guy who takes out old urinal cakes and puts in new ones and probably cleans the urinals as well. So he had an extra job today. It probably took 10 mins to clean out one bathroom, and I doubt he was the only one working on it. No Mikey isn't going to hire a GM b/c of a urinal cake, but it is only one step in the project. Have faith in the Revolution. But in your case Bob Dylan said it best, "You said that you lost your faith, but that aint where its at. You had no faith to lose, and you know it."
Posted by: The Real Tyke Beasly | December 15, 2008 at 12:48 AM
Why so negative Top 6? Wait...Top 6? Is this Gary Burbank? I wish Eddie and Tracy would bring that back. But back to being negative...the same guy that is picking those out is the same guy who takes out old urinal cakes and puts in new ones and probably cleans the urinals as well. So he had an extra job today. It probably took 10 mins to clean out one bathroom, and I doubt he was the only one working on it. No Mikey isn't going to hire a GM b/c of a urinal cake, but it is only one step in the project. Have faith in the Revolution. But in your case Bob Dylan said it best, "You said that you lost your faith, but that aint where its at. You had no faith to lose, and you know it."
Posted by: The Real Tyke Beasly | December 15, 2008 at 12:48 AM
All this is moot point b/c Mikey is so stubborn & proud that he will never take his hands off the controls. No matter how many billboards or urinal cakes he hears about. If anything it will make him tighten his vulcan-like death grip on the franchise. Sorry to be so down, it just appears hopeless. Get ready for Beanie Wells in 09!
Posted by: Deric | December 15, 2008 at 05:48 AM
All this is moot point b/c Mikey is so stubborn & proud that he will never take his hands off the controls. No matter how many billboards or urinal cakes he hears about. If anything it will make him tighten his vulcan-like death grip on the franchise. Sorry to be so down, it just appears hopeless. Get ready for Beanie Wells in 09!
Posted by: Deric | December 15, 2008 at 05:51 AM
All this is moot point b/c Mikey is so stubborn & proud that he will never take his hands off the controls. No matter how many billboards or urinal cakes he hears about. If anything it will make him tighten his vulcan-like death grip on the franchise. Sorry to be so down, it just appears hopeless. Get ready for Beanie Wells in 09!
Posted by: Deric | December 15, 2008 at 05:53 AM
We have lived in Cincinnati all of our lives and just love the Bengals, but enough is enough! We will not step foot in Paul Brown Sta. as long as Mike Brown is in charge and that is going to be a long long time!
Posted by: Traci | December 15, 2008 at 07:24 AM
We have lived in Cincinnati all of our lives and just love the Bengals, but enough is enough! We will not step foot in Paul Brown Sta. as long as Mike Brown is in charge and that is going to be a long long time!
Posted by: Traci | December 15, 2008 at 07:29 AM
WOW, you guys are sad
Posted by: Mcbeam | December 15, 2008 at 08:47 AM
Great idea, nice work. Unfortunately, most of yellow put on the brown yesterday was a result of drinking $7 beers which pads Mike's pocket even more. SEASON TICKET HOLDERS... give up your seats and BOYCOTT IN 2009! Anyone considering buying tickets next season... save your money and BOYCOTT!!! Let the Stealers fans have the whole stadium next year if they want.
Posted by: Jeff | December 15, 2008 at 11:46 AM
You guys are doing a great job, www.fanhouse.com is covering you as well....keep it up!
Posted by: Mike brown is cancer of the NFL | December 15, 2008 at 01:37 PM
Let's not let the comment slide from the one Steeler douche bag that says "WOW, you guys are sad." First of all, you chose the name "McBeam" to post your comment under. That means you approve of the incredibly stupid mascot of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Steely McBeam. Just think abou how stupid that name is. Secondly, you have signed on to a Bengals blog to talk trash over the internet rather than celebrate a lucky win over Baltimore in which Pittsburgh once again, was favored by the officials. And finally, you chose to go with the wonderfully witty comment of "WOW, you guys are sad." Go crawl back to your cousin and continue discussing whether you really hacked our blog or not.
Posted by: Who Dey NYC | December 15, 2008 at 06:01 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Brown_(football_team_owner)#Fan_Protest_Movement_Gains_Media_Attention
Posted by: Benzoo would poop on Mike Brown | December 15, 2008 at 06:42 PM
Steelers fans are as pathetic as our team.
Posted by: Deric | December 16, 2008 at 05:05 AM
A lot of people are asking why Mike Brown's face isn't on them.
...because this isn't personal, it's business.
Besides, only about a third to half of fans recognize him by sight. At least 80% of us can read.
Posted by: DC Expat | December 17, 2008 at 07:59 AM
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