Become a Fan

Support the Revolution!


Connect with WDR

WDR Shirts


Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

  • Preamble

    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

Email Us

Google Search

  • Search
    Google

    WWW
    http://whodeyrevolution.typepad.com/

« Scouting Is More Than the Draft | Main | Indecision on Palmer Intentional? »

December 08, 2008

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.typepad.com/services/trackback/6a00e550080ede88330105364d7df8970c

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Honorary WDR Member: Peter King:

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

I happened to hear Mark Curnutte on AM 1530 talking about his "interview" with Mikey that was in The Enquirer . To paraphrase what he said, I kiss Mike's ass so I will continue to have a job. "I'm a beat reporter",which must mean that he does not ask any questions that might make Mikey mad. He then proceded to say that he has been doing this for 25 years so that allows him to do such worthless reporting. The best thing he said was that he is not a Bengal fan(I guess that he can't be faulted for that)and that Mikey came over to him at practice and thanked him for being FAIR! Very inciting article Mark-thanks. Keep up the good work..... that you have been doing for 25 years.

I have news for the "Soul Sucker". He has already "pilloried" himself with his eighteen years of futility. Good job, asshole. Now, if we could just get him into a pillory in Fountain Square so all of us idiot season ticket holders could throw some buckets of crap on him.

Ross Tucker commented on the Bengal's organization as well in his article today on si.com


"Grade: F
Cincinnati Bengals Organization. The personal foul penalty by chronic miscreant Chris Henry, when he used both hands to hit a Colts defender in the face long after the play was over, epitomizes the disgrace that has befallen this franchise. It is obvious in the face of back-to-back drubbings, this one 34-3 to the Colts, that the Bengals need to make wholesale changes. The problem is that those changes likely need to come at the top. As in higher-than-Marvin Lewis-top.

It is hard to place a lot of the blame on Lewis given the relative prosperity he brought to the organization in his first couple of years, most notably the division title in 2005. I mean, how can you point the finger at a coach who doesn't even get to say whether or not players like Henry can be on his team? Talk about a credibility issue in the locker room.

The defense that had shown signs of improvement this season was lit-up by Peyton Manning, who went 26-of-32 for 272 yards and three touchdowns, one week after failing to score an offensive touchdown against Cleveland.

The offense was characteristically poor and could only muster three points. Ryan Fitzpatrick's turnovers were the undoing for a team that lacks an identity and needs to either give Lewis more authority or bring in a personnel man who will work with Lewis and get the type of players Lewis wants on the roster."


I usually don't like to hear, whom I refer to as King Peter say anything because I think he's too cool for this world know-it-all pompous jackass. But in this case, I have to agree with him.

But who gives a fuck about his annoying travel stories and coffee comments?

TC: agreed, I've gotten completely fed up with Peter King's favoritism of certain teams, and downright trashing of the Bengals. Some have argued that we do it here at WDR, but our goal is to incite change, not simply be assholes (OK, sometimes it's about being assholes).

But anyway, kudos to King Peter for acknowledging the revolution. It grows stronger every day. MBB is quaking in his 60-year-old pair of galoshes (he'll never buy new ones).

...and just to note... ...the same 'definition of insanity' can be applied to all of the people on here who actually think Mike is going to change? See, you're all crazy!

Now can anyone question why I say that MBB would need to leave the city in order to be rid of his scourge -- why the people of Cincinnati and the surrounding areas missed their (possible) chance to see this happen and instead decided to become selfish and cry: "If we let Mike Brown move the teammmmm, we won't have football anymoreeeeeee. We will be a second class cityyyyyyyyy! Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Man it feels good when you knew you were right. Doesn't help a damned bit because of the aforementioned crybabys but...

You don't honestly think that 'MBB is quaking in his 60-year old pair of galoshes' do ya? I am hoping that you are being facetious.

OH, and btw, I have finally decided on the nickname for Ryan Fitzpatrick... He is forever to be known as: Ryan 'The Mind' Fitzpatrick!

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

MikeyBoy Brown Twitter Updates

    follow me on Twitter

    BetUs.com

    • Bet on USA's Favorite Pastime – Football Betting  at BetUS

    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

    Enter your email address:

    Delivered by FeedBurner

    Categories

    Categories

    January 2012

    Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7
    8 9 10 11 12 13 14
    15 16 17 18 19 20 21
    22 23 24 25 26 27 28
    29 30 31        
    Blog powered by TypePad