Hey. Yeah I'm Talkin' to you! Bungles fans! We seen that little article yinz wrote last time we played yinzes. da one abaht da picksburg slogans and alls. Real funny! Oh my god! yinz alls are so funny! expecially dose slogans abaht Bill Cahr's jaw and stuff. woll guess wah, lunch heads, us picksburgers aren't gowen to tramp dahn to yinzes little nebby bidness. wir gentlemen.
Cincinnati? More like lunch head-Nasti! SNAP! Who Dey Revolution sounds like a bunch of lunch heads that need to git real jobs. Like working wit molten still and making it into stuff ats real hard and builds stuff and stuff like at. yinzes need to quit blaming Mike Brown fer yinzes problems, lunch heads. He built that dere stadium fer his daddy and it is made aht of tons of picksburg still, lunch heads. Good luck in da game tonight. yinzes are gonna need it.
And if yinzes can't read this n'at, cuz yinz are a bunch of lunch heads, than I suggest yinz skul yinzesselves and maybe take a little picksburgese course on da interweb-nets. We put together a little picksburgese web-site fer yinz lunch heads to maybe learn a ting or two. Jag offs!