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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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You know what sucks, WDR???

Cincinnati has a real college football team that won the Big East and is going to a BCS Bowl!!!! People, support the Bearcats. The only winning team in Cincinnati!!!!! I am a season ticket holder of both teams.

P.S. Brian Kelly..... Say no, to Notre Dame!!!!!! Stay at UC!

I don't think he's going there. He 'might' go somewhere else, but not Notre Dame. That is a coaching 'deathwish' for him. Look at the coaches who failed to do anything worthwhile (Winningham, Weiss), they are probably going to be backwater people anymore.

Kelly is going to want to go to a team that has at least modest potential (if he were to leave UC) -- not one where he has to start from scratch. This is not taking anything away from Kelly but Dantonio had a positive foundation for which Kelly could work with. Right now I have trouble thinking of ANY team that has coaching issues that also has that necessary foundation. I don't see him going anywhere for at least three more years -- probably more.

Get rid of the hammer and cycle, come up with something original not such a highly political symbol of failure, communist symbols? bad choice boys! I know alot of my friends that liked your idea until we logged on and saw the russian symbols. Are you russian? No your friggin American right, fix it, get that $hit off of there and we will donate and contribute to the revolution!

cincybengal,

I believe the phrase would be..."tongue-in-cheek"?

Good post. Very impressive. Thanks for sharing. I agree with you..

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