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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Here we go STEELERS Here we go!!! Haha, stupid Bungals. You have a bad football team, I have a good football team. I will now hurl insults at your wife/children/grandmother because that is what you are supposed to do when you have a good football team. We Dey!

Sorry, ladies, but this the most transparent publicity stunt I have seen. Now if the site really gets defaced, and content is lost for several weeks, I will buy it. But some posts with the same writing style as the old posts is obvious. Misspelling of Pittsburgh several times is obvious. The pre-warning of weird activity is obvious.

Really bad execution. Much like the Bengals. Maybe Bratowski designed it?

all i can say is idiots. if this is truly a hack job than i smell legal issues.LOL u do not have to like the Bengals but support the cause/purpose. remember karma is a b#@*h! it is nice other nfl fans have more class and get what the revolution is doing.

if this is a internal stunt. thumbs down! i have liked everything up until now. this classifies as OVERKILL!! IMO

I'm with eric on this one. I wouldn't be surprised to see a steelers fan do this. I mean i respect the steelers as a good football team. I don't like them. But i respect them. If this is an Internal thing from you guys then this is just ridiculous. I mean have a little bit of decency. This isn't what this site was about. The Who Dey Revolution Manifesto Intro states this " WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players" so respect that. Seriously

excellent!

This is kinda dumb. Why did you waste your time with this? Eric is right, let's get back to calling out Mike Brown, not throwing veiled attacks at the Squealers.

You, sir, are a jackass. Enjoy rooting for one of the worst franchises in NFL history for the rest of your life.

I'm with eric on this one. I wouldn't be surprised to see a steelers fan do this

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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