Jeff Stires of West Chester is a dedicated Bengals fan and loyal member of the Who Dey Revolution. On Sunday, Jeff went to the Bengals-Eagles game and adhered to Project Mayhem Task #3's call for a boycott of concessions of food and merchandise at the game. When interviewed by WLWT Channel 5 after the game, Jeff said: "“I didn't buy anything. WhoDeyRevolution said don't buy a thing, (and) I didn't buy a thing.”
Jeff must know about the second rule of Project Mayhem: Do not ask questions about Project Mayhem.
Word around town is that in addition to being a faithful soldier in Project Mayhem, Jeff slays supermodels, can throw a football 75 yards, volunteers at senior centers, performed the surgery on Carson's knee, can do 500 pullups in a row and was indirectly responsible for Big Ben's "accident."
Jeff Stires, you are a true WDR Hero.
One time, Jeff Stires showed up, at a bar I was, at, and 9 months later every, girl at that bar was a single, mother.
Posted by: Chase F | November 18, 2008 at 02:09 PM
Chuck Norris wears Jeff Stires underwear.
Posted by: Leeroy Jenkins | November 18, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Jeff Stires can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves.
Posted by: Brosef Stalin | November 18, 2008 at 02:59 PM
Jeff Stires can name that tune in zero notes!!
Posted by: Ejm1 | November 18, 2008 at 03:16 PM
There is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in Jeff Stires. So, fu*k you team!
Posted by: Who Che | November 18, 2008 at 03:17 PM
Jeff Stires tears can cure cancer, unfortunatley, Jeff Stires never cries.
Posted by: Bob Sugar | November 18, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Jeff Stires,
I would buy you a beer (Just not at PBS, 'cause, well, you know.....)
Posted by: rich | November 18, 2008 at 03:44 PM
Jeff Stires sold Jack Bauer his cell phone battery. It never dies.
Posted by: Ghost of Boomer | November 18, 2008 at 04:03 PM
Jeff Stires lost his virginity before his dad did.
Posted by: WhoDeyFans | November 18, 2008 at 04:50 PM
Jeff Stires already killed Osama Bin Laden but didn't tell anybody because he is just... that... cool.
Posted by: Joe | November 18, 2008 at 04:53 PM
Jeff,
Since I know you read this, you piece of shit, I was at Habits in Oakley that night you showed up. Perhaps you'd like to meet your twins?
Victim of Jeff's Machizmo
Posted by: Single in Ohio | November 18, 2008 at 06:15 PM
Jeff Stires can slam a revolving door.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right testicle. For Jeff Stires each testicle is larger than the other one.
Jeff Stires ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Jeff Stires doesn't stub his toes, he accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames and sidewalks.
Mike Brown would hire Jeff Stires as the Bengals new GM, but the NFL would cease to exist the following day.
Posted by: Bob Sugar | November 18, 2008 at 08:24 PM