Linemen: Come on Ben, get up, we need to run the next play.
Roethslinger: Wait a sec guys. The earth is talking. Can't you hear it? It is so wise and knowing and soft. Much better than asphalt. It wants to tell me something important. It says that...............Toyota has zero percent APR financing right now and I shouldn't let this deal pass me up. Now it's singing beautiful wondrous words. SAAVVED BY ZEEERO.
Linemen: This isn't playtime Ben. We are going to get a penalty if you don't get up.
Roethslinger: The only penalty I'm worried about is the premium I'm going to have to pay if I don't act now on the new '09 Corollas in stock. Listen, can't you hear the savings from up there?
Umpire (Blows whistle, throws flag): Delay of game. And unsportsmanlike conduct on number 7 for not saving money on a whole line of fine Toyota automobiles.
Linemen: Seriously?
Roethslinger: I'm going to tell Himes you wouldn't let me buy one of his countrymen's fine automobiles at a price that can't be beat.
Linemen: Cowher would not stand for this.
(Cowehr appears out of nowhere and strides up to the linemen)
Cowher: What's up here men?
Linemen: Ben won't get off the ground.
(Cowher uses his chin as a lever and lifts Roethslinger off the ground)
Cowher: You've gotta get your head in the game son.
Roethslinger: I know, but I think I'm in love. With the ground.
Cowher: In that case, are you going to Jarod?
Too funny! Perhaps two of the most annoying commercials in history...
Posted by: captainb8 | November 18, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Saved By Zero is the worst commercial. Ever.
Posted by: Who Che | November 18, 2008 at 12:40 PM
I have muted everytime it has gone to commercial the past 3 weeks. I hate the saved by zero commercial, I wanna kill the people responsible for such a suck ass jingle.
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