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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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November 20, 2008

Steeler Nayshun is soooo Best

Ever since 2005 playoff game when Kimo von Oelhoffen blue-out Carson's knee, I have been loving life.  Their is this Bengals fan that I work with in the coal mines, and I give him shit everyday.  He's all like "we would have gone to the Super Bowl if it wasn't for that cheep shot!" and I am all like "5 rings bitches!!!!! How many do you have? None!"  And this one time I tossed a nugget of coal to him and he dropped it and I was all like "nice hands Ocho Stinko! Maybe you should go to catching schooul!"

So to say the very least I am soooo excite about this game on Thursday. My wife got me some tickets for my twenteith birthday so we are going to the game!! My wife is so hot and beatiful! Look at her sexy picture!!!!!!! Moustache_Fat_Troll_Woman
    I hurd from some blog in Cincy that the NFL lets you bring in all the food you want, so we are bringing in a few jars of pigs feet, som raw goetta, and a family sized bag of pork rhinds. And that is just for the first quarter! I cannot wait to see Hines Ward do the hog leg kick when he scores a tuchdown on the Bengals sorry ekscuse for a secundairy.  It is going to be the most fun I've had since I had surgery on my black lungs.  

 
I just cannot put in wurds how much I love Mike Brown! Every year he gives me and my Stillers a gairunteed 2 wins, and I love it more than Christmas and Kwanzaa combined!!!!  I hope he continues to not do any scouting, or to keep not picking up sweet free agents that might be able to sackk Roethlisbuger.  That might make our division a little more tougher for the Stillers to win every year!!!!!

Well that wraps up my post for today!!! And make sure if you see any Bengals fans to hold up five finger and say "five rings, bitch!" Oh my god I just got a chubby!  Where's Bertha when you need her!  Oh my gawsh I am drunk because I just dranked a case of Yingling and chased it down with some wiskey.  WEEE DEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! Stiller Nayshun rules!
 
 
Sincerely,
 
Ho Chi Chin
 



 

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Yinz girl is hot as molten still!

Posted by: We Che | November 20, 2008 at 01:54 PM

That's the shinznit yo. We gon brik 1 off in dat Bungal ass fo rilz.

Posted by: Steel Pimpin | November 20, 2008 at 01:59 PM

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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