Slim Henry Update

Just in case you were wondering, here's an update on "The Redeemer's" favorite wide receiver, Chris Henry.  Yes, the same Chris Henry who Mike Brown brought back to solve our wide receiver crisis. 

After cutting Henry in April, Mike Brown alienated his head coach, fan base, and players by re-signing Henry in August, taking a massive PR hit in the process. 

All that being said...Chris Henry has contributed the following in six games:

8 CATCHES, 82 YARDS, 0 TD

After all the bad publicity, driving an irreplaceable wedge between the front office and Marvin Lewis, using up a roster spot for someone who drops more passes than he catches while NOT playing special teams...after all that...Chris Henry has 8 catches.

One question to Bengals management:  Was it worth it?

Another:  Knowing the disaster that Henry has been on the field this year, would you do it again?

By the way, TJ Houshmandzadeh had 12 catches on Sunday.

Thanks Mike, you make our jobs here at WDR very easy.

Comments

[Chairman Meow]

Dude, Slim's skills air tight. I would rather be in the foxhole with Slim than any other player in the NFL. He is loyal, and always comes through in the clutch. His background has made him the most dependable, honorable person I have ever seen.

Oh wait, did I fail to mention that it is opposite day? Snap!

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Any quality football mind would have re signed Chris Henry. Oh wait, every other NFL team had the chance and they passed. Only Mike Brown thought this was a good idea. Well Mikey Boy is not that upset it was a cheap, in dollar terms, mistake. If it does not have a place on the balance sheet, Mikey does not want to hear your arguments about "ruining team chemistry", "Destroying the credibility of the Head Coach", or "Making the Commish angry".

[Mike Brown=El Guapo]

Was this sign put up by some one else or is this the fourth step in bringing down good ol' mikey

[Kid Evil]

Put him on IR!!! Carson is great, and in 15 years He & Boomer will be talking to each other about how if thay had played for a real franchise they would be in the Hall of Fame, but whats the F'N point of keeping him on the active roster this year? For the next item on project mahem we should pay a hit man to take out the wast of Paul Browns Sperm!!