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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Is there anyway to post a comment of the week in the comment section of the comment of the week post?

Even if i haven't, commented in a, while, shouldn't i still get a shout, out.

Wow, Who Che. That's advanced. It might violate the "you can't triple stamp a double stamp" law but you can try anyway.

Might I suggest to those who attend the games; 12/14 loss to the Redskins will probably be the Marines Toys for Tots game where they accept toy or cash donations. Might I suggest the money you won't spend inside Mikey's palace be donated to the Marines for TFTs.

Mike Brown did not have the heat on in the East Club Lounge on Sunday. I'm almost positive. Despite thousands of people loitering in there, it was freezing. What a cheap bastard. Maybe he was trying to make up for the revenue lost to Project Mayhem Step 3.

WHO DEY from Dublin.The translation from Marco Antonio Romero Anaya is,
Hello I am The Cincinnati Bengals No.1 fan in Mexcio City.I saw yesterdays game.I am not very happy about the way the team is playing.Its a crisis as they are not playin consistently.We had lots of chances to win but ended up losing.
I'm sure I can get a full translation of the post if need be.

Few ideas for more initiatives:

-Explore a sky-writing plane to deliver some message

-Use a truck/car with a loudspeaker to rove around tailgate lots to remind fans of the boycott

-Buy or solicit a donation for bottled water or some snack that can be passed out at the gates for fans to bring into the game (supporting the boycott). This would be a great way to get more Pub

-Contact the building managers for buildings visible from inside the stadium so as to maybe put up some sort of message during a game

Attention Bengal Fans -

Go to this site: http://forums.steelersfever.com/
Sign up if you want to post, it is FREE, and go to the Blast Furnace forum. There is a post called "Facts about the Squeelers" that is lighting up the forum with Red Faced steeler fans that don't know how to react to a post from a fan of another team. Especially one that talks smack about their team.

Hey, it is Steelers week and trust me, this is an entertaining read. Post if you like but be ready for a storm of personal attacks. In reading this post, it looks like only one person of almost 100 comments has been backed up with real football talk. Most are personal flames but hey, what should the guy expect from Pittsburgh fans.

hahah, 8.75 per shirt. not, 8, not, 9...8.75! yes!

WHO DEY FROM DUBLIN.AFTER MUCH HELP FROM MY FRIND CHARLOTTE IN NEW YORK I HAVE TRANSLATED THE POST BY MARCO IN MEXICO
Hello I am A Bengals fan and son of the #1 Bengals fan in Mexico City I saw the whole game yesterday and regrettably the only thing I can from it is that our team is immersed in a deep crisis of inconsistency. They had many opportunities to win but only managed a tie Fitzpatrick is no QB material and the offensive coordinator with his bullshit calls

11-15 in 2005 but with Palmer getting injured at the beginning of the playoffs. Never the less in 2006 our record was 8-8.but we were defeated in Denver because we were not able to connect on an extra point & then the defeat in the house of the Steelers for not being able to connect a field goal in 2007.
Despite being 6th in the league offensively. But we are the worse defensively
Truly for 2008 the defensive has improved with Zimmer at the head but now the offense is the worst of the league. It is true that Carson Palmer is disabled, never the less I am not the one that said C Perry was a running back!! His average yards for carrying does not impress anybody. Because the Bengals take this decision to remain with a running back such as Perry for the whole period. Because we have no other plan?? To re hire players as the WRC, Henry Henry. When are we going to get continuity from Martin Lewis as Head Coach? He was a defensive genius when at Baltimore. Under his control the Bengals have had a defensive low ranking.
There are many good head coaches to lead the team to a miracle in the making. Use the talent of players as Carson Palmer, TJH Chad Ojala and the players of the defense as Hall Joseph & Rivers.
I hope he could hire a brain with a tone of the decision to raise the team. Does MR Brown feel badly having the team like that? What would his father say? It is up to you to do better.

Response was
Thanks for your thoughts. It has been six years since I spoke Spanish. But this movement is for every Fan of the Bengals that exists in the whole world.
To be a fan of the B engals it is not worth it while Mike Brown is boss We have questions as you do. Because to re-hire players as WRC John Thorton & more. Because we cannot re-hire anybody as Shaun Rogers? We have to take good players without only thinking about the price. I hope things change! Live through the revolution!

One or two bits don’t make sense but I done my best. WHO DEY TO THE REVOLUTION. I’m spreading the word around Ireland

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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