Project Mayhem Task #1 Results

It's 1:00pm and the Bengals-Jaguars game has kicked off.  Project Mayhem has also begun.  Bengals fans,
wherever you are, call the Jerk Line at 513-381-JERK (5375) today between now and 4:00pm and report Mikey Brown by saying: "As a Bengals fan, Mike Brown is mentally and emotionally abusing me from his owner's box."  Everyone should call ONCE, say the above line and hang up.

In the comments section, please list the time you called and the response you got from the person on the other end.

The first rule of Project Mayhem is that you tell everyone about Project Mayhem.

Comments

[Jeff]

1:15: Gave them the line and a nice girl said she would make a note. Also asked that she note that MB needs to hire a GM and a scouting dept.

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I called at 1:04 and talked to a very nice lady. She said "Thank You" and I said "Your Welcome". It sounded like she may have heard that line before....

[CincyMike56]

The jerk line employees had to have had a meeting about this. When I called the lady completely expected what I was gonna say and was very polite.

[DudeThatIsNuts]

I called at 3:00 right after Fitzy's interception. I used the script, and the lady had no response whatsoever. After a few seconds of awkward silence, I hung up...

[G]

Called at 3:15 and said Mike Brown abuses me and is a jerk. The lady said nothing in response.

[johnnyhollywood]

lost my voice as a mummy on Halloween so had to text. Viva la revolucion

[Allan Chandler]

Called long distance from PA. No response.

[chino]

skyped in from bogota even though we were up a couple of scores (this almost almost-win changes nothing)...

i'm pretty sure it was brown's daughter who picked up; though she seemed quite pleased to receive the info, there was also a hint of haunted frustration and treacherous deep-down-disdain for her father at having born her into his festering family legacy...perhaps she is approachable as an ass-ette...

she also seemed romantically moved by my passionate proclaim that, "La Revolución Es Ahora!", understanding in inspired awe that it was less of a threat than an announcement...

[Fielding Melish]

I called at 3:30 today. I said the line...the lady on the other end paused and said...ok, I will report it...I said thank you. I think she was on our side. Viva la Revolucion.

[Sleeping With Bieniemy]

I called 5 times. Once I asked if she had been getting a lot of these calls. She did not seemed amused by my attempts at friendly banter.

[Southern Illinois Douchebag]

I called about 2:30 and she just thanked me and hung up. It made me feel better anyway.

[Matt]

Called in at the end of the first quarter. The lady on the other end didn't say anything. We need to be more low-key.

[cali bungles fan9]

I must have called 3 or 4 times during the game. The line we were given to repeat was nice and I did follow the lead but I felt it needed more. The first time I called the girl sounded very peppy but by my 3rd call she seemed very unhappy. On my 4th call I added a little something extra to the statement by saying "and this is the sound my money makes when spent on anything Bengals." at that time I ended the call by flushing the toilet while holding the phone in close proximity. I then called after the fluke win and informed her that the Bengal nation still hated Mike Brown and would settle for nothing less than his removal from this earth. Can we please go 1-15 now? Im 23 now so i figure I may get to see the Bungles lose at least 2 more playoff games by the time I am 60. Unless ol' Mikey follows in Walt Disney's footsteps and is succesfully frozen and brought back to ensure the heartache of future fans in which case I guess Im screwed.

[Capt. Steve-O]

I called a few times, in addition to having the people around me do the same (non-Bengals fans) (these people, while fans of the NFL elite, still understood our cause and sympathized with our plight). A few times I tried calling, the mailbox was full, or circuits busy. When I did get thru, the robotic lady on the other line would politely say "thank you". I'm not sure if she was going numb by all of the calls, or she is truly brainwashed and didn't really understand what was going on. I just hope the powers that be receive copies of how many times the Jerk Line was called.

Still, despite the win today, don't be fooled!!!!! The devil (Mikey Boy) plays many tricks!!! Keep the fire alive and don't relent even though the dream of a defeated season has ended!!!

[Ronnie Cheeks]

I called forty times. Starting at seven am while I had coffee and then every fifteen minutes until the end of the game.

[1-8 is no excuse]

i called around 2:45, the lady said "hello" i said the scripted line and she said "ok, I will make a note." I said Thank you and hung up. I understand that revolutions look toward the future, but the old "if it's Brown flush it down." line was classic.

[Eric Bieniemy]

I called at 1:57, said the line, and got a polite "thank you."

Bring on Mayhem Task #2!

[Jade]

I called around 2:30 and the lady said thank you

[Boomstick]

I was proud to both text and call and even get my non-football fan girlfriend to call and get the polite "Thank you" and she is from PA! Congrats to the team and both lines, there was some solid effort on the field which was great to see. Viva la Revolution and Phebes!

[Cool JJ]

I called, 5 times, the 5th time i called i asked why nothing had been done yet about my previous requests, she just said they were looking into the situation, asked if there was anything else.

[Bob Mantz]

OK, first rule - done.

http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2008/11/whodeyrevolution-project-mayhem-task-1.html

[Bob L.]

I called around 2:15, and the lady that answered didn't seem too amused. But, she said thanks for the call after I said the line and we hung up.