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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

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    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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The obvious choice is B, for the sake of the Revolution. But an argument could be made for A. I mean a world championship can turn a TEAM around, i.e. the Giants. And when I say TEAM I mean the TEAM, not the front office. But we all know the long term is better than the short term, so it has to be B.

I am a schmuck and want number 1. I will allow 0-16 seasons for the rest of my life just to win ONE Super Bowl.

Give me the Super Bowl win. Ten years ago the Patriots were a laughing stock (people forget the Bengals beat the Pats in the first game of the first Patriots' Super Bowl year; Sept. 9, 2001 23-17 at PBS)

The Pats caughts some breaks; Bledsoe injury, Tuck Rule; easy division...suddenly they're a dynasty.

News flash; the Brown family ain't chaning their ways.

Gotta go with the Super Bowl. After that, it doesn't matter anymore.

Super Bowl. You can always look back and enjoy that. If you have a guaranteed Super Bowl win, you take it, no matter the cost/losing seasons. I still enjoy looking back at the WS in '90, despite the overall crappiness that has followed. I'll suffer MB for bragging rights for a year.

Being a Bengals fan in california has been rough. All through school I was unmercifully picked on for wearing my Bengals gear by 49ers fans(5 rings) and Jokeland Raiders(3 rings). I am torn between option A and B so I have developed my own option... Release Charles Manson and a group of his followers from San Quentin for one hour at Mike Browns front doorstep(fully armed of course) and after that hour is up burn the house to the ground and piss on the ashes.

Think: Option B makes no guarantees, but Option A almost *ensures* that the Steelers will have more Super Bowls than the Bengals into perpetuity.

Could you really live with THAT on your conscience?

Anybody else remember the last game Dave Shula coached? Bengals take an early 21 point lead against the 49er's only to get shut out in the second half and lose 28-21. Bruce Coslet takes over the 1-6 team and wins 7 of the remaining 9 games.

That game was an important life lesson for me...sometimes you have to lose (the game) in order to win (a better coach). You're always better off picking the long-term gain over the short-term benefit and the wisdom comes in knowing the difference.

But here's the catch. That game was 1996. As in, after this pivotal turning point in the battle against futility, the Bengals posted losing records the next 6 years. The Bengals turned the corner, except they didn't.

The fine print of Option B is that no matter how many football professionals Mike Brown hires, he will still own the team. There is absolutely no guarantee that the Bengals would ever be run like a "big boy franchise" as long as Mike Brown is involved.

On the other hand, Option A would, in a very small way, validate my devotion to this worthless team for the past 17 years. And it would also give me a chance to quit the Bengals with some dignity. When they're on top.

u gotta go SB on this one. u made option A too good.

snif....

snif....

sniff....


.... i smell Super Bowl !!!!!

give me the bling, ill take the ring. there is no way MB will ever change the Bengals, so we need to win it when we can get it

Option A. No question I want the Super Bowl win. I mean c'mon people, don't you love your team more than you hate Mike Brown? The whole reason we hate Mike Brown is because he runs a lousy organization. All I want is to watch my Bengals win. I always want the Bengals to win no matter who the coach is, who the players are, anything...

As incompetent as Mike Brown is, we can't let this be more about him than it already is. It's all about making the Bengals win, first, and so second comes getting Mike Brown out of the way because he has failed so miserably. But winning the superbowl, to me, is more important than continuing to embarass Mike Brown.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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