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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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I guess you can tell that he is a lawyer and not a football mind.
They'll get theirs in the end, though, when the licenses expire and don't get renewed.

at some point, with declining attendance and concession sales, mike will start to feel it. unfortunately the size of his wallet and ass will delay this even further. don't expect anyone there to really care until 2020.

BROSEF STALIN...PLEASE READ THIS!!!!!!!

I believe it is time to take whodeyrevolution to the masses. I believe that we need to call the Cincinnati Enquirer about the cost of running a full page add in the sports section. I believe that this add should contain the manifesto, as well as, listing all the Bengals futility by the numbers. I am hoping that there is enough in the billboard coffers to cover and or to ask for more donations. It is time to introduce WDR to everyone in Cincinnati. This will also force at least 90% of the Bengals organization to read and acknowledge what we are doing. This is the time and we are the people. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob Sugar

I completely agree with Comrade Sugar. Lets take this movement citywide and beyond!!! Just imagine opening the sports section of the paper, only to notice on page 3 that the entire page has the WhoDey Revolution spewing its message with complete disdain for Mikey. Reading the Manifesto will mobilize the army. Trust me, there are more Whodouches out there that must be reached!!! The WDR is the thing that is missing for Fans who love the team, but just want a winner. We cannot stop now. We need to start thinking so over the top that Mikey can no longer ignore us, THE FANS!!!!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!

IF NOT WDR, THEN WHO? IF NOT NOW, THEN WHEN?

Our Children deserve to see a competitive team. Don't force them to go through what we have already endured!!!!

Think of the Kids, Man!!!

It's not a cost-cutting measure (when talking about not having an indoor practice facility) when they didn't even have one to begin with.

As to indoors... to heck with the practice field, as I said from the git-go, they should have made the stadium a dome stadium. So for that, blame the city leaders at that time.

its pretty difficult to be a more pathetic organization the the mistake on the lake but right now its close. how do take your own fans to court? this is why no one wants anything to do with this team, its pathetic. we are turning into the lions and mike brown is our matt millan.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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