..a brand new, super awesome, amazing, incredible, beautiful, comfortable, sexy, sweet, sensual TERRIBLY TOWEL!!!
That is all I need in life to make me happy. I still have my first Terribly Towel that I got years ago.
I use it as a wash cloth, my towel, toilet paper, dish rag, underwear, bandanna, scarf, broach, tissue, table cloth, art, rug, sheet, blanket, pillow, and jump rope. I could not imagine going through a day of my life without one.
There is nothing better in this world that going to Heinz field in perfect Pitsburgh weather (rain, cold, sleet, and wind) and spinning my Terribly Towel over my head. Sometimes I borrow my friends and bring two, just because it is so doubly awesome.
I really think that if I were stranded on a desert island and could only have one thing with me...it would be my yellow Terribly Towel. It is just so amazing.
I think everyone understands where I am coming from, cause how could someone not like the Pitsburgh Steelers?
Who dey? We dey...thats who. Pitsbrugh fan OUT.
Hilarious. Really sad you have to come to a Bengals site to talk smack. If you weren't in the AFC North you'd be a 2nd or 3rd place team. Enjoy the regular season, and the 6 additional bye weeks. Once you get to the playoffs you will get owned like the new 98 lb cell mate.
Posted by: Eric | November 20, 2008 at 11:19 AM
"Pitsbrugh fan OUT"
This just proves that Pittsburgh fans are inbred.
Posted by: Eric | November 20, 2008 at 11:25 AM
All Pitt, Fans want for, Christmas is, a job.
Posted by: Chase F | November 20, 2008 at 11:37 AM
I use my towel as a beat wipe.
Posted by: Stiller Filler | November 20, 2008 at 02:41 PM
I'm a Steelers fan and have to wonder...this guy says he uses his first Terrible Towel as toilet paper and then says he uses it as a tissue. That's great! He wipes his ass then blows his nose in the same towel? Moron! GO STEELERS!!
Posted by: Scott Hensley | November 20, 2008 at 06:29 PM