I
have recently discovered the joy that is WDR. Props, thanks and kudos.
You make my day a little bit brighter with every post, well almost
every post, but I am not here to be critical. Anywho, there was
something nagging
at me for the past few days. I didn't know what it was, but there was
some revelation on a subconscious level that your website had brought
me, and it wasn't until recently I was able to bring it the cerebrum.
And then like Himes Ward it hit me (hard and sneaky
like). Holy Shit! The Bengals are Scientology!
We are little sad minions with little self worth that were suckered in with promises of football, playoffs and championships, like in the good ole days. 2005? Yeah that was level OTIII. We thought it would be better (so little bits of aliens are inhabiting us- obviously there must be more.. This can't be the end.. Its too ridiculous to be the end), so we keep paying for the classes. In droves we head to PBS shouting "AUDIT US!!" Marvin jumps around on couches talking about almost wins, and we buy into it. Like David Miscavige is getting rich running scientology and laughing at all the idiots dumb enough to buy into it, Mike Brown is the only person running the organization and makes all decisions. Oh yeah, and getting filthy fucking rich doing it- with my money and LAUGHING AT ME. This is so not ok.
Thank You WDR for the deprogramming!!! It took several days in a cabin in the woods with nothing but a laptop and an internet connection and your website, but I am officially part of the Revolution!
-Katarina Traverse
Katarina... Will you marry me?
Posted by: Who Che | November 07, 2008 at 01:14 PM
Who Che- Only if we can use our powers for good and not evil and you aren't ugly or stupid. I hate ugly stupid people. Agreed?
Posted by: Katarina | November 07, 2008 at 01:21 PM
Katarina.... if I had known you were this smart, I never would have tricked you into breaking up with me.
Posted by: Ataraxia | November 07, 2008 at 02:04 PM
Katarina-This world is too small for the ugly, the stupid and the Browns.
Posted by: Who Che | November 07, 2008 at 02:10 PM
Amen Who Che. Amen.
Posted by: Katarina | November 07, 2008 at 02:46 PM
I think scientology would be offended by this comparison.
Posted by: WhoDeyFSU | November 07, 2008 at 02:48 PM