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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;


    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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You know what I hate about Steeler Fans?


Great work on the site today, notch!

I don't think we could act like Steeler's fans any longer without wanting to off ourselves... BACK TO THE REVOLUTION!

I just murdered We Dey NYC. He is dead.

You know what, I was watching the NFL network and they said that this gay sight had been hacked. I came on to see what was up and i had to say somthin because this is to funny. you idiots in cincinatti say that we here in the burgh' failed the 3rd grade, but the funny thing is you morons cant even figure out how to keep your sight secure. oh and another thing how long are you gonna keep up this supid who dey thing. it's not cool, and it's old. i mean what does it mean, "who dey think gonna beat them bengals." i mean if you were undefeated or somthing it would make sense but when you are having a losing season it's just pathetic. i was in the car today and saw a beat up truck with the windsheild taped on, and guess what it had ohio plates and a bengal sticker on the back. NICE TRUCK!!! WE DEY. P.S. i hope ocho stinko has a great game for you guys. oh wait he's on a bus home right now because he's a JACKASS!

As a totally unbiased party(who thinks Steelers fans and Bengals fans both suck equally) you've just been owned by Steelers fans and suggesting they all failed the third grade is just stupid. If it's not bad enough that the Steelers take away your dignity on the football field, you go ahead and let their fans take the website that is your sole source of Bengal pride. If they are so stupid, what does it make the guys who they out smarted and stole a website from. If I were you, I would tip my ugly Orange and Black cap to these Steeler fans, once again they've beaten you.

Damn are you guys stupid. This was all fake. A hoax. It was utterly obvious.

Fake?! are you kidding? it would be much easier if you idiots just addmitted defeat. we all know that we hijacked your site, so just deal with it. man you bengal fans just can't accept the truth. the truth is the steelers have a good chance of going all the way, the bengals do not. the steelers ALL have great sportsmanship and off-field conduct, the bengals are lucky to keep enough players out of jail to field a team. Steelers fans are proud of their team, they sell out heinz feild every week, bengals fans call themselves douche bags and hate their team. We have an amazing coaching staff, the bengals coach looks like professer clump. so just admit that the steelers are better. oh by the way i'm sure you guys have tried to hack our site well stop wasting your time because even if you do you will be verbally abused by many steelers fans because we like our team.

Hey GoSteelers,
Thank you for basically proving the point that we have been trying to make all day, which is that Steelers fans:
a.) Cannot spell. Hence your use of "Cincinatti", "sight" instead of "site", "addmitted"
b.) Are obsessed with the use of ALL CAPS followed by exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
c.) And are all around retards.

Again, thank you. You make our work very easy and rewarding at the same time.

-Chairman Meow, aka Ho Chi Chin

Wow. I guess they don't teach sarcasm before the third grade. I'm not sure if Gostillers8210 is really dumb enough to think the site was hacked or is just trying to vent his frustrations about the completly accurate, and in no way biased, depiction of all stillers fans everywhere that WDR projected.

The definition of phucktard is a person who doesn't realize when he's being made fun of.

Jeezus GoSteelers8210, go back and read the posts by faux Squeeler fans! They OPENLY and obviously portray your fan base as retarded idiots who couldn't pass a 3rd grade spelling test (several obvious misspelled words and grammatical errors throughout), like fat women, and generally receive an undeserved sense of accomplishment because their team is good at football. Thank you for validating the stereotype.

Hey guys we won. Just let it go already. I've had fun pissing you off but i'm bored now and sorry about my spelling errors, my english teacher sucks. We'll see you next year, and maybe carson palmer will suck it up and play so that you guys wont have any excuses when we beat you.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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