Now that Mike Brown's Bengals are a hilariously pathetic 0-8, many Bengals fans will be calling for some sort of walk-out or protest at games. This is not effective at all. Do you want to make a difference or just feel like you are making a difference? The tickets have already been sold so Mike Brown has his money - do you really think he is going to change his ways because Bengals fans hurt his feelings?
This is why Who Dey Revolution is officially launching Project Mayhem. Project Mayhem has two goals:
1. Disrupt the natural order of Mike Brown's Bengals
2. Reduce Mike Brown's profit
Over the next few weeks, WDR will call for all Comrades and Who Douches to participate in Project Mayhem. Project Mayhem will work to convince Mike Brown to subscribe to the WDR Manifesto on the left.
Project Mayhem Task #1: Call the Jerk Line during Sunday's game and report Mike Brown.
This idea came in from Comrade Bob Sugar in a recent post and it is BRILLIANT. Every Bengals fan, whether you are at PBS or elsewhere, needs to call 513-381-JERK (5375) on Sunday between 1:00-4:00pm and say: "As a Bengals fan, Mike Brown is mentally and emotionally abusing me from his owner's box." Everyone should call ONCE, say the above line and hang up.
We have tried letters, we have called talk radio. It's time to take our team back. It's time for Project Mayhem. On Sunday during the Jacksonville game, report Mike Brown to the Jerk Line.
A quick overview: the Bengals launched the "Jerk Line" in 2006 so fans at Paul Brown Stadium could call a number and report "jerks" at the game who were drunk and surly so Bengals security could remove them from the game. They must have been shocked for how excited Bengals fans got during wins during the 2005 campaign. I for one am so delighted that there Mike Brown focused his resources on ridding the stadium of "jerks" instead of upgrading our juggernaught scouting department of 3. Nice job. Idiot.
Get ready for Project Mayhem. This is only week 1.