Chairman Meow has time traveled into the future to report the Bengals loss in Dallas, and to try and analyze reasons for the loss. It turns out that the Bengals have lost today's game for the exact same reasons of their other losses. The list includes but is not limited to:
1.) The Cowboys executed, and the Bengals ALMOST executed.
2.) The Cowboys gave a shit, and we didn't.
3.) Jerry Jones has been doing everything in his power to win, and Mike Brown has not.
4.) Our offensive line was a sieve, namely because of poor play by Levi Jones and Eric Guy-Czech.
5.) Two words... John Thornton.
6.) Thirteen more words... Peko getting blown up like a little army man on every single play.
7.) Leon Hall ALMOST playing well, except for the 1-2 touchdowns that he got smoked on.
8.) Carson/Marvin blowing at least 2 timeouts in an inopportune moment.
9.) Chad Ocho Cinco melting down and pouting, due to the fact he didnt catch a ball in the first half, due to the fact that our line cant give Carson more than 2 seconds to fire a pass.
10.) And as much as I hate saying this, the Bengals will lose today partly due to an interception resulting from Carson overthrowing his target.
That concludes our Pre Post game analysis for the Bengals vs Cowboys. Please feel free to follow along during the game to see how accurate these events actually are. And make sure to join the revolution along with the Comrades of WDR, the Phis from McGill, Anthony Munoz, and Bobby Foreman.
POO DEY!
That army men video was awesome. I want to be a child again.
Posted by: Leeroy Jenkins | October 05, 2008 at 01:59 PM
sounds about right...
Posted by: captainb8 | October 05, 2008 at 01:31 PM