What is it that makes Mike Brown such a stubborn old bastard? Where in the tucked away recesses of his mind is some sticking point from his past that absolutely overrides all rationality and common sense? Why does this man think he can break our collective will, fold it up and put it in the trunk of his 1987 Buick Cutlasse?
There is no humor in the way Mike Brown has stolen from our fair city. Everytime I think about the Bengal's I cringe. To riff on Comrade Showtime's South Park theory, are we just going to let Mike Brown rape Cincy?
What would Paul Brown say to his son if he could get any signal up there?
"Son, if you're going to plunder the city with your sweetheart stadium deal and bully tactics when it comes to the practice bubble, why don't you at least hire some guys to help run the show and give you good advice when it comes to drafting and free agency and goddamn trades. Especially trades that could have netted us two first rounders plus some for a receiver that our QB refuses to throw to. I'm sitting up here in heaven watching ESPN and they say Washington is willing to give us all that for Chad and you don't fucking do it. Goddamn it boy, you're gonna get you hide tanned when you croak. I already told God that before he sends you to where everyone knows you're going I'm going get a whole day to tan that ass for what you've been doing to the Bengals. God also told me that once the phone company actually shows up and hooks up the wiring for our cloud phonelines your phone is going to be ringing out of its cradle. While I'm all riled up, why did you F'ing run Wyche out of town? Woody stills gives me shit for that move when we're throwing back a couple at the Buckeye Bar up here. And yes, I know what you want to ask, the wings are fantastic fat boy."
I assume it would be something along those lines.
Join the cause and think of other ways to voice your displeasure as awesome as letting everyone bask in the beauty of the Mike Brown Step Down sign flying high above our city on October 19th. As far as I know Mike Brown doesn't have an insider deal on the airspace above Cincy. Once I get my pilot license I'm going to skywrite the WDR manifesto above Mike Brown's house.
I don't have any ideas as awesome as the flying banner above the stadium, however I may buy this shirt and wear it in lieu of my jersey from here on out:
http://www.zazzle.com/cincinnati_bengals_fail_shirt-235594720315099972
Not sure who designed, but I love it. Simple yet effective.
Posted by: captainb8 | October 10, 2008 at 01:47 PM