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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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This is like the Ultimate Paradox.

San Fran - First Question of the interview.

SF Front Office: You were cut by the Bengals?

Bengal Castoff: Yes.

SF: Welcome Aboard. Hows a multi million multi year deal sound?

Bengal: Well actually, I don't know much longer I'm going to play.

SF: Shahh. Tell you what. We'll give you the long deal, and if you retire, we'll just pay you to be retired.

During the game on Sunday a known Bengal season ticket holder called and texted the jerk line 29 times with the following comment

"I would like to report that Mike Brown is mentally abusing the fans from his suite."

They called him back on his phone and threatened to take his tickets from him.

1. They have no idea who he is.

2. He told them that he would call every radio and tv station if they tried to take his tickets for a valid jerk complaint.

3. The lady at the other end of the conversation told the ticket holder that the complaint was not valid and to please stop calling the line with fake complaints, as is "we take this line seriously" to which the ticket holder replied "as a season ticket holder, I take my money being flushed down Mike Brown's potty serious."

This is a chance to directly trash Mike Brown and get a response from a Bengals employee. Take command of this revolution, spread the word, make the call, 381-JERK. We can make this happen, make an employee acknowledge that Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, and Troy Blackburn are abusing the fans, and ask them what they are going to do about it. Viva la revolution!!!!!!!!!!

Keep in mind you can also text the jerkline!!

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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