In this 2005 interview with the Enquirer, Katie Blackburn, Bengals Executive Vice President, Daughter of Mikey and unsuccessful sign stealer, proudly admits that she roots for the Steelers in the playoffs because "The one time I root for the teams in our division is when they are in the playoffs."
Is she even a Bengals fan? Who the fuck says they root for our biggest rival when they are in the playoffs because we play them twice a year? This is like some girl saying she cheers for the Red Sox because her friend in college cheered for the Red Sox. REAL fans know that if they were unfortunate to have grown up in geographic proximity to Cincinnati than we are cursed with being Bengals fans. And being a Bengals fan means acknowleding that Pittsburgh is the Cleveland of Pennsylvania.


I know the Browns are cheap but seriously, is she wearing Mike's hand me down suit in that pic?
Posted by: Chase F | October 17, 2008 at 12:41 PM
I can see the resemblance between Mike Brown and his daughter. I think that she sort of looks like how Mike Brown would look if he were a man.
Posted by: Rich | October 17, 2008 at 01:40 PM
does that black turtle neck have a steelers logo on it and thats why she is wearing her dads jacket? is she squinting to look like hines turd?
Posted by: johnnyhollywood | October 17, 2008 at 03:27 PM
I hate you, you stupid cow!
Posted by: Southern Illinois Douchebag | October 17, 2008 at 04:40 PM
Rich, the subtlety of that rip was awesome. She certainly looks like the kind of person I'd choose to run a professional football team. In all seriousness, if I didn't know who she was I would assume she was on the LPGA. By which I mean the PGA. She looks like a young Phil Mickleson.
Posted by: Bolshevik Bengal | October 17, 2008 at 11:43 PM
young Phil Mickelson...... That just makes me laugh out loud.
Posted by: Rich | October 18, 2008 at 07:52 AM
Young Phil Mickelson..... That just makes me laugh out loud.
Posted by: Rich | October 18, 2008 at 07:59 AM
She needs to develop a coke problem and start rebelling. I heard Chris Henry is in daddy's good graces, why not take a spin through OTR and grab a burger at Ollie's? I don't know why this makes sense, it just feels right.
Posted by: Lenin them score | October 19, 2008 at 04:46 PM
You guys are pathetic. Why wouldn't you want a team from your division winning playoff games if your own team sucks ass? let them win as much as possible with the expectation that they'll lose to the Bengals.
Posted by: Alex | October 20, 2008 at 11:37 AM
Gawd that is one ugly man!!! It's a MANimal!
Posted by: WhoDeyDiddy | November 30, 2008 at 06:02 PM
Gawd that is one ugly man!!! It's a MANimal!
Posted by: WhoDeyDiddy | November 30, 2008 at 06:03 PM
Gawd that is one ugly man!!! It's a MANimal!
Posted by: WhoDeyDiddy | November 30, 2008 at 06:03 PM
What a nice picture of Nick Cave...I've never seen him look so happy...the pic must be from his younger days
( btw, Nick Cave wrote/sings the song, "Papa Won't Leave You, Henry )
Posted by: Hofbraunow | February 20, 2009 at 12:28 AM
Also, apparently, one of David Byrne's giant coats was stolen...
Posted by: Hofbraunow | February 20, 2009 at 12:35 AM
all of the Browns and Blackburns need to go. Its obvious, and Mike Brown has proven to everybody who knows football, that he cannot win. hes horrible president. we need a damn scouting department. three people is not enough to call anything a scouting department. there is actually many many things that need to be different. how can you be OK with such a horrible win percentage? if you were not ok with it, then why isnt anything changing? as long as you get your paycheck you all dont give a fuck. if you do, you all do a horrible job showing it. we need change. i think marvin lewis is very intelligent in footbal, but get in your boys faces. make them earn it. there is NOTHING to be clapping about on the damn sideline of any game when your team is losing, and has been losing. i am diehard bengals fan, not fairweather and i am really getting sick of the same shit. and what happens when nothing changes? who will take over Mikes spot? Katie oh thats soooo horrible to even think about. we need change, im not giving up on our coaching staff yet> > theres nothing you can do when your team president and other staff members are full of themselves and dont give a flying fuck about there own team. we have the talent on our team that any other team would love to have. why are we losing. marvin dont give up, but get mean. make em earn their stripes. literally. ive seen it in you DO IT.as for the people upstairs, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR DAMN ASS we want to WIN.
Posted by: Matt | December 11, 2010 at 05:14 PM
hofbraunow,I hope you like the coaching staff we got,because mikey boy kept them for another season.
nepatism at its worst
Posted by: who dunnit.not us | January 19, 2011 at 11:09 PM