I don't understand how our offense can look so good for a series and then the next one proceed to shit in their own hat and wear it around proudly. I'm guessing Carson or Bratkowski said something along the lines of this to each other after one of their random successful drives.
Brat: Wow that was easy. We can't be doing that all game otherwise we might end up winning.
Carson: Don't worry. Lets just run right behind Ghiuciac first and second down. And then on third and 8 I'll overthrow someone or get sacked or throw an unblocked screen pass to Chatman. It gets uf off the field so quick that the defense doesn;t even get to drink any water.
Brat: Sounds like a plan. Oh and remember not to throw to Chad cause he'll probably be open and more importantly he's a dick.
Carson: I'm one step ahead of you. I don't even look to see if he's open. That fucker.
Brat: I like the way you're thinking. In fact if you do have to throw to him make sure it's high so that he'll have to raise his arms up and further injure his shoulder.
Carson: We are so almost going to win this game.
Brat: Wait till I'm head coach. We're going to almost win a few games every year.
TJ Houshmandzadeh can hear them because he is part gypsy and gypsy's obviously can read minds.
TJ: Motherfuck. Hey C-Hen you still got that shiv in your travel bag?
C-Hen: Fuck yeah, you know I don't go nowhere without it. Who you trying to shiv? Can I get in on that?
TJ: You know what, I'll let you do it if you give me say $20.
C-Hen: Fuck man, I'll see if Peko has any money lying around. He probably only has $100's. Can I just give you one of those?
TJ: I guess I can let it slide.
Then to himself: Where does Mike Brown find these guys? I'm gonna love playing in Washington next year.
This team is a joke. A terribly unfunny joke, kind of like all of Margaret Cho's jokes.
Posted by: Chairman Meow | October 06, 2008 at 09:21 AM