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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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These men need to be bestowed the WDR equivalent of the Medal of Honor.

Viva

priceless.

VIVA LE REVOLUCION!

I would like to enjoy a cold, celebratory beer with these Honorary Comrades.

This is tasteless... Mike Brown is a model American and doesn't deserve personal attachs. The Bengals have just had some bad breaks so far this season.

All you do at WDR is look at the pessimistic side of things. The day will come when you will change your tune, and that day may be sooner than you think. There are (by my best calculations) 11 games left in this season, so as long as we rest carson up for the playoffs and work out a few kinks, we'll be rolling in at least as a wildcard if not a division winner.

You at WDR are a cancer tearing this organization apart and look at the reality of the situation. Who dey lives and this team will rise to excellence once again on a day soon to come.

I think you have it backwards. Mike Brown is the cancer tearing the organization apart. WDR is chemotherapy for the organization. It's really surprising that it's had cancer for 18 years and not died.

the revolution has started!!! enjoy the ride!!!

ky6 must be watching a different bengals team. those 7 men are heroes and mike brown is more than a joke please dont go so easy on him when he is going to see the sign.

viva la revolution!!!!!! This is the best thing that has happened to the Bengals this season. The look on that fat pricks face is priceless. If the Katie Blackburn story is true that gives me and orange and black striped boner. Hey Katie if its so hard to run an NFL franchise consider letting some of the moths out of your purse and hire some help or, sell the team to somebody who actually gives a shit about the city and its die hard fans.

Was Jerry J in eye sight? Mikey B is lighter in the lofers than I thought. I could take him in water polo.

KY6 = Katie Blackburn. Maybe?

This brings tears of joy to my eyes. Oh, if only one of them could have punched Mike Brown in the face. And Katie, what a pompous, egotistical cow. If it's that fucking hard woman, GET A GODDAMN GM!

this has to be the coolest thing i have ever seen, maybe that dumbass needs more of this stuff in his view!

why bother...nothing will happen!!!

until we get rid of Mike Brown & Family...we will continue to have this happen year after year with maybe a half way good year thrown in...

Paul D said all last Monday in the enquirer:

"God only knows what inspires a man to hold a town & a franchise hostage to his leather-helmet way of doing things. But, knock, knock, Redeemer: It Doesn't work."

We will prevail.

PS - Any chance of actually TRADING DOWN in the '09 draft?!

VIVA REVOLUCION!

Ky6 you are clearly the dumbest person alive.

Playoffs huh? Hindsight or not, only a moron would have written that. People like you are actually as much a part of the problem as is Brown and his family of numb nuts'.

KY6 is an absolute idiot.... "This is tasteless... Mike Brown is a model American and doesn't deserve personal attachs. The Bengals have just had some bad breaks so far this season." -KY6

I mean who says that? I think KY6 might be one of the blackburns, and the KY stands for the lube they are using to rape the fans with... Get your head out of your ass u dipshit...

And they're sitting right in front of the Browns! Too Funny! Poor lil Punkin! LMFAO!
Who dey!

You may believe these four proverbs:
Happiness is form courage .
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be .
The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not .
Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money ; it lies in the joy of achievement , in the thrill of creative effort .

i love that they booked that trip in june.

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