Today typepad continued its reign of terror and decided to change our site's color scheme without any warning or reason. I blame Mike Brown. If only he had hired an IT guy to help us sort out our blogging difficulties instead of telling us to ask Hobson, we wouldn't have this lame blue link bullshit.
Also Mike Brown's fault:
Last week typepad wouldn't allow any new content to be loaded onto the site for a couple of days. Being the highly attentive and savvy bloggers everyone knows us to be, we didn't start asking each other about it for a couple days. Obviously Mike Brown should have let us know our site hadn't updated in the last 48 hours. Irresponsible piece of shit.
Hey Mikey, why can't you get the Reds an All Star Game in our run of the mill we spent too much on PBS so fuck you Reds stadium? Pittsburgh got to host one and their stadium is located in PITTSBURGH. Can't you tell Bud Selig to fuck off and die already or let us off the hook for worshipping the greatest baseball player/gambler/tax evader there ever was. God, I hate Bud Selig, will you please smite him with the same fury that you are reserving for Himes Ward in the near future. I can't wait to see what you have in store for Himes in the way of debilitating illnesses, crippling injuries, tragedy and misfortune. Hopefully you can orchestrate all of them in one fell swoop.
Last weekend I had to walk to the bar in the rain to watch the Buckeyes play. That might be the worst sin of all. You couldn't have a town car waiting for me outside the Wilson? What about one of Chad's whips? Or your '87 Buick Cutlasse? I had to walk in the rain. THE RAIN! Where is this insanity going to end?
What about the weather getting colder and the sun going down earlier? Seriously? You're really dropping the ball here. Where is Cincy's winter dome thing like the Simpsons Movie had. Only ours should have a realistic looking artificial sun piping fresh hot light down on us until 9:30 every night? Don't think I didn't notice Mikey.
ok, that's fucking hilarious.
also - let me know if you're still having trouble with TypePad. you can email me directly at ginevra at sixapart dot com.
Posted by: Ginevra -TypePad Community Manager | October 29, 2008 at 07:24 PM
And the dog shit in my backyard! It's not going to pick itself up! Come on Mikey, what the hell?
Posted by: Scott Ricketts | October 29, 2008 at 09:49 PM