20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game
0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner
.359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)
29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers
6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.
0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility
10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006
32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007
458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS
2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal
3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league
747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona
118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.
97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.
All I got to say is thank God it's not Don Criqui. Pry won't matter after the first 10 minutes anyway. Will have switched to the DirectTV Redzone channel by then.
Posted by: Greaper22 | October 25, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Uhg, you guys are Gus Johnson fans? I really can't understand why anyone would find his inappropriately excited play calling anything less than annoying. Remember 2005 when he did almost every Bengals game? Seriously, if a big play happens I don't mind a little excitement, but with Gus Johnson every 3-yard run is fucking historic. For me, he breaks the cardinal rule of announcing in that he makes his antics bigger than the game itself (looking you too, Kornheiser). I've read interviews with him and he's acutely aware that his histrionics get him noticed, so when people praise his attention-whoring style it only feeds him.
Posted by: PooDizzle | October 26, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Uhg, you guys are Gus Johnson fans? I really can't understand why anyone would find his inappropriately excited play calling anything less than annoying. Remember 2005 when he did almost every Bengals game? Seriously, if a big play happens I don't mind a little excitement, but with Gus Johnson every 3-yard run is fucking historic. For me, he breaks the cardinal rule of announcing in that he makes his antics bigger than the game itself (looking you too, Kornheiser). I've read interviews with him and he's acutely aware that his histrionics get him noticed, so when people praise his attention-whoring style it only feeds him.
Posted by: PooDizzle | October 26, 2008 at 10:24 AM