As bad as our franchise is, there is one unimaginable thing looming in Cincinnati's future. A thing so vile, heartwrenching and unfathomable that even I am loathe to bring it up for fear that the west side will burn to cinders in its wake. And it is only but a scant thirteen games and a couple months after that away...
That awful notion is TJ Houshmandzadeh not being resigned by the Bengals. I could dance around the topic by saying no team would let it's most productive and reliable skill player waltz into a new uniform. But this isn't a team being run by sensible, football savvy people. Its being run by a dumb old man and his failure of a family. What would our offense look like without Housh making play after play? Probably a lot like the Little Giants team without the Icebox. Let's hope our Icebox isn't hot to trot, and still squats in Cincy.
What makes you all think he'll re-sign? If he is smart, he won't sign with this organization. He'll take the same money or less playing for a good team.
Posted by: Rich | September 23, 2008 at 01:54 PM
I pose next to, cars, all the time. Please. And you better believe that O State, gave him a, better car than that when, he arrived on campus. Childs play demon sweat, O State probably has the, NCAA in their pocket as well.
Posted by: Chase F | September 23, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Terrelle Pryor would only do that if Ted Sarniak asked him. Terrelle Pryor=Maurice Clarett
http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2008/01/23/is-terrelle-pryor-even-eligible/2
Posted by: Demon Sweat | September 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Talk shit, about this site, all you want, but never ever, talk shit about O State. Terrelle Pryor will absolutely, burn down the west side, and pee on, the ashes.
Posted by: Chase F | September 23, 2008 at 11:35 AM
This might be a reason why "west side" means something more to cincinnati. God Bless the West Side.
Posted by: John A. Schizzle | September 23, 2008 at 10:19 AM
I'm just keeping you boys in check.
Posted by: Demon Sweat | September 23, 2008 at 09:40 AM
Demon - did you actually read what Sly wrote or just saw the words "west side" and automatically get defensive? Sly just said that if TJ is let go than Bengals fans will be angry, and West Siders are the best Bengals fans. RELAX.
Posted by: Brosef Stalin | September 23, 2008 at 09:36 AM
I agree with most of things you guys write on this site. I just don't get the why a bunch of stuck up East side bitches keep putting down the West side. Did you guys get your asses stomped on a couple of times and your high priced shrinks haven't been able to help you guys get over it. I would think a bunch of rich kid tools who live outside of Cincy writing about the Bengal's wouldn't care less about some West side people who probably beat you in football when you were in high school.
PS. tOSU sucks big a cock. GO FUCKEYES.
Posted by: Demon Sweat | September 23, 2008 at 09:19 AM
That would be the final straw in my opinion. If Mike Brown let that happen, let that talent, and more importantly my favorite player, go I would lose my mind. But I'm a douche bag and will stay a douche bag.
Posted by: scotticarroll | September 22, 2008 at 06:53 PM
Franchise Tag.
This would be a sensible use of the franchise tag. Hence we will probably not do it.
Posted by: Who Dey NYC | September 22, 2008 at 05:19 PM