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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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The problem is that Marvin Lewis knows that he is talking to a bunch of douche bags.

I remember at least two drops on easy throws the Ravens had that would have given them first downs and a handful of plays where they basically beat themselves. Marvin began mailing in his performance many weeks ago, methinks.

It would not doubt if Mike Brown put in his contract that he may not talk bad about the team. There both dick heads and need to find new jobs.

Hi,

I really like what you're trying to do with your site!!! Unfortunately I have been a Bengal's fan my entire life. I now root for the Titans not because they are doing well this year but because I purchased a second home in Tennessee this past August.
You have a tough up hill climb trying to change the laughing stalk of not just the NFL but all professional sport franchises!!! Lets face it trying to change how things are run in the Bengal's office will not be easy by any stretch. It's important to understand this guys mind set. Mike Brown is not wired like the rest of us. He does not care about winning only the bottom line. The only example you need on top of all the losing he has allowed is just point to the fact that he is charging his players for team photos, just like back in Pee Wee football. Ya, that tight wad move is going to really help attract free agents! See he only thinks about money!
Perhaps we need to get as many fans as possible to write to the Commissioner demanding help. Mr. Browns way of doing things is disgraceful and a total travesty. I feel we need to get help from the top. We pay for his stadium after he holds us hostage, and what do we have to show for it? Ya, the worst show on turf! (Ok grass) year after year after year! I refer to Paul Brown Stadium as All Frown Stadium, thats a much better fit don't you think?
Keep up the fight us fans are paying attention

David James

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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