Since we figure that probably all of our readers also play fantasy football (even Ben Utecht and his wife - Miss Minnesota), we are offering up our own guess at the fantasy carbon footprint left by the Bengals and their opponents each week. We aren't going to guess how many carries Daniel Coats will get (or how many calzones Jeremi Johnson will eat), but all the usual suspects are here.
So feel free to be like Tatum Bell and "borrow" our knowledge.
Bengals
QB Carson Palmer - 21 of 34, 283 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT
RB Chris Perry - 12 carries, 45 yards...3 receptions 36 yards
RB Kenny Watson - 8 carries, 35 yards...2 receptions 28 yards, 1 TD
WR Chad Johnson - 5 receptions, 68 yards
WR TJ Houshmandzadeh - 7 receptions, 85 yards, 1 TD
TE Ben Utecht - 2 receptions, 27 yards
K Shayne Graham - 2/3 field goals, 2/2 extra points
Ravens
QB Joe Flacco - 20 of 28, 212 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT
RB Willis McGahee - 20 carries, 70 yards
RB Ray Rice - 10 carries, 50 yards...3 receptions, 20 yards
WR Derrick Mason - 4 receptions, 68 yards
WR Mark Clayton - 5 receptions, 60 yards
WR Demetrius Williams - 1 reception 25 yards, 1 TD
TE Todd Heap - 4 receptions, 44 yards
K Matt Stover - 3/3 field goals, 1/1 extra point
Careful kids, Mr Buck has never made the playoffs in his fantasy leagues...ha!
Posted by: Sleeping With Bieniemy | September 04, 2008 at 04:05 PM
More like:
Carson 22-31-290 3TDs, no picks
Perry 14- 64, 1TD, 4rec. 56
Chocho 6-92, 1TD
T.J. 7-75
Jerome Simpson 3-49, 1TD
Utecht 5-46, 1TD
Graham 2-2FG, 4PAT
Flacco 15-32-149, 2INT
McGahee 4-15(injured)
Rice 21-73 3rec, 22
Mason 4-35
Clayton 5-48
Williams 2-27
Heap 4-39
Stover 2/3FG
Posted by: IgnatiusJReilly | September 06, 2008 at 08:07 PM