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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the eighteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

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    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

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    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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August 21, 2008

Rebuking the "Signing Henry was a Football Decision" Nonsense

Henry_boa The Mike Brown apologists out there who are supportive of the Bengals' decision to re-sign Henry seem to keep pointing out that signing Henry was necessary because of the teams lack of depth at WR.  Chad Johnson's injury only exacerbated the situation, these morons claim, and that Mike Brown made a football decision and signed a guy to a cheap contract who can come in and contribute immediately (well, starting Week 5 when he comes off suspension and is finally allowed to practice with the team and compete in games). 

WDR has discussed our opposition to this decision on many grounds - undercutting Marvin Lewis and removing any locker room control that was left, among others. But Henry's contribution to the team last year, the impetus for the signing for many, has also been exaggerated. 

Let's break it down:

Henry's contribution did not start until Week 9 as he was suspended for the first 8 weeks of the season.  During this stretch, the toughest of the Bengals season, the team went 2-6.  A 3rd WR might have been useful.

When Henry was active, the team was 5-3.  "Huzzah!" exclaim the ignorant.   "Henry led the team to a 5-3 record!"  However, simply logic demands a closer investigation. 

Of the Bengals 5 wins during that stretch, Henry only played a significant role in one - Week 10 vs the Ravens when he had a big catch for 50 yards and ended up with 4 receptions for 99 yards (0 TDs).  In the other 4 Bengal wins during this stretch, Henry had a COMBINED 4 catches for 80 yards. 

So are these unimpressive stats worth all the collateral damage that signing Henry has (and will have) caused?  The answer is a clear "no fucking way."

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While I don't disagree with the sentiment that resigning Henry was a bad idea, it's impossible to point only to stats and say Henry was or was not significant in those games.

Why in the hell is Henry wearing a boa in court? Put bad fashion sense in the Henry con's department.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 17 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .348 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (97-181 in 17 seasons)

      15-23 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      6 3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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