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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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At least your narrow mind can recognize that not all Brown's decisions are bad ones. Brown wants to win and he's making some savy moves that may not be PC to do so. It would be a political disaster if Marvin was thrown under the bus for making shrewd but unpopular business moves like bringing Chris Henry back. Mike Brown is like the Batman of Cincinnati: he is what the city needs him to be, and right now, THE NASTY needs him to be the bad guy, doing whatever it takes to make a last ditch run at WINNING some football games. The best part about it is he doesn't give a DAMN how loud throngs of sobbing reporters and bleeding heart liberals whine about the teams "lack of character". He throws HIMSELF under the bus for the good of this sleepy old river town. God bless him. WIN. W-I-N.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the supposed dissention between Mike Brown and Marvin Lewis is so overblown. Marvin Lewis is notoriously standoffish with the press. He withholds information from them whenever he can and he looks down on them as morons, once telling them they basically know nothing about football. ESPN AGREES:


Posted by ESPN.com's James Walker

Cincinnati Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis denied an ESPN report by Chris Mortensen that the team is shopping tailback Rudi Johnson in search of a receiver.

Morning take: Lewis also denied interest in Chris Henry and that the team was offered two first-round picks for Chad Johnson. So we know the drill.

KY UK KY - your comment would be wise if it wasn't retarded. But it is. Sorry. You are a retard. Seek medical help.

KY UK KY - what the hell do liberals have to do with re-signing Chris Henry? At no point in your incoherent, rambling response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Back to the topic at hand - I liked it when Mike re-signed Boomer for the 97 season.

You simpletons cannot understand the business side of football as myself, Mike and Marvin do. Therefore you are doomed to a season of wallowing in your own self pitty, only to scramble back to the bandwagon ("i've been a fan all along, i swear") when Carson starts JACKING UP THE DEEP ROCK with LASER ROCKET-LIKE ACCURACY to C HEN / CJ / TJ.

Repent now and thou shall be saved.

Pitty? How do you spell a four letter word wrong and then claim to understand the business side of football? I will give you props for the Batman analogy. The mental image of mike brown swooping around in a tight fitting suit sent me overboard momentarily.

Oh, and why did you change your name from KY6 to KY UK KY?

KU UK KY: You just made my eyes bleed. You do realize that the Bengals have NEVER won a playoff game under Mike Brown's reign, right? Just because he stumbled upon FOUR good things in the past 17 or 18 years doesn't exactly win him a gold star in my book. The guy is widely known as the worst owner in football and has turned a once proud franchise into the laughing stock of the NFL. "he's the Batman of Cincinnati"??? Now my ears are bleeding! Listen, if you just want to hop on a blog and ramble about topics you very clearly know nothing about, or even care enough to check your facts, go to Cincy Jungle. I'm sure they'd love to have you. You guys can suck each other off like little kids eating creamsickles on a hot summer day.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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