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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the eighteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

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    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

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    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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July 30, 2008

Message to Front Office: *&%*!$! Sign Rivers

Now that Sedrick Ellis has agreed to a five year deal with the New Orleans Saints, the Bengals are one of two remaining teams who drafted in the top 15 that have not signed their 1st round pick.  Given that the Bengals have a history of "waiting and seeing" both on draft day and in getting their first round picks signed, WDR wonders how long our first round and 9th overall pick, Keith Rivers, will remain unsigned and not participate in training camp. 

There have been obstacles to reaching agreement.  Who knows what Rivers is insisting on?  Perhaps it is unreasonable.  2010 is currently an uncapped year, which throws a wrench into negotiations.  Also, the other outstanding pick is 8th round selection, Derrick Harvey of the Jacksonville Jaguars.  Without this pick, Rivers isn't slotted by having a contract ceiling created by the 8th overall pick and a floor created by the 10th overall pick.  However, while the Chickster has a good message for Rivers (which is probably somewhat accurate), WDR has a message for the Bengals' front office.  13 other teams in the top 15 have gotten their pick signed!  13 out of 15 teams have overcome these obstacles.  Last year, our linebacker corps was HORRIBLE, maybe the worst in NFL history.  We had Chinedum Ndukwe, a 7th round pick and safety, playing linebacker for a good part of a game last year.  We took a stud young defensive end (Robert Geathers) off his course in his development so he could fill the gap and play linebacker for part of the season.  We need our first round linebacker in camp as soon as possible to lead the defense and provide stability to this unit.   Must we wait for Jacksonville to come to terms?  Are we really fine with letting everyone else in the NFL figure their salaries out and getting their players into camp on time while ours are not?  Is that what it's come to? Get it done already!

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Indeed, we always seem to be one of the last teams to get everyone in camp. It's probably because agents know we're a third rate operation and they take their time to try to extract whatever they can.

However, I think the rookies are getting abused by their agents on average in these cases. The amount they haggle over doesn't usually appear to be meaningful in the long run at first glace and missing training camp always seems to have a terribly harmful effect on the rookie.

Agree with everything written. Rivers is going to be a HUGE part of our defense this year, so the Bengals need to get him in camp and stop worrying about what other teams do. If you give him an extra million or two, deal with it. Getting your best players in camp helps you WIN during the season, and then you will recoup those lost million(s).

Rivers will be huge, but if your name ends in Brown - Money is money.

Rivers should be demoted to second string. Screw him and his agent. They believe in his ability enough to make him an NFL STARTER without playing a single snap. I mean, everyone around him except #8 has signed. You're not getting $50 M from Mike Brown buddy. I bet he's the last 1st rounder signed. I bet our defense will suck balls this year.

BTW, look at what the Patriots are able to do. Jerod Mayo got less than several players picked behind him. I think his total contract is worth around $20 M. Rivers will probably get $30 M. It's the misery factor--his agent is probably arguing that, unlike Mayo, Rivers will never play in a playoff game as a Bengal, so he deserves more money.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 17 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .348 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (97-181 in 17 seasons)

      15-23 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      6 3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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