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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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The site redesign is awful. You can not find actual newspaper articles. Every article is now a "blog" post. I have nothing against blogs, you know being a "blogger" and all. But there is no need for "comment" from everyone on EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE!

Its "news"...there should not be "comment". I may never read the Enquirer again. Now I need something to do with that 15 minutes of my day.

Calling the redesign awful is a MAJOR understatement. It's beyond frustrating to try and find anything on that page. I don't really understand the point, unless the idea was to try and get people to avoid the site.

I went on there to try and find John Fay's blog. After 10 minutes I gave up. I live in Chattanooga now and used to use the Enquirer's website to keep up with all things Cincinnati. Not anymore... I'd rather go without the news than try to find anything on that website.

Enquirer.com should just be a link to Paul Daugherty's column - thats it.

The employees at the company that redesigned that site should start to get their resumes together because that company is not going to be around much longer.

I really think that the bloggers post less because of it. Curnutte hardly ever has new entries these days and Borgman even had a direct post complaining about the new format.

Like Andrew, I see what Mr. Daugherty has to say then flee the site as fast as possible.

you still read paul daughterty? I don't think he has written a good column in years especially since he got the radio show and really started mailing it in. His opinions regarding the reds are so incomprehensibly awful i don't know where to start, needless to say he is not a big fan of the bill james method of evaluating players which has only helped teams like the red sox make much smarter decisions than the reds. When he's writing about the Bengals he's just been recycling material for the last dozen years. I'm surprised he hasn't been given a regular spot on Around the Horn where he could probably do the impossible in making Marioti sound smart.

I don't check back often, just whenever the spirit catches me. I agree, his writing on the Reds has been terrible. Fire Joe Morgan has had fun with some of his columns, see this example of a thorough shredding:

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2008/03/theres-war-brewing.html

But he wrote the best of anyone about the Bengals in the lost decade+ so he still has a place in the WDR hall of fame, in my opinion.

We are assuming that actual employees created the redesigned site. It was probably a High School Web Project gone wrong. Wait, forgive me. That is giving too much credit. It's a Middle School Project gone wrong.

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