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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

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    IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

    Introduction

    WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

    Manifesto Demands

    THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

    THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

    THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

    THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

    THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

    THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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Hyperbole much? This team isn't poised for a playoff run this year. Why trade to get Ellis when they have so many needs? Rivers + Sims > Ellis. It's going to take two years to make over the roster. This is a solid if unspectacular start.

Ben - I never judged the ability of Ellis over Rivers or Sims. My point is that the Bengals management was totally outmaneuvered by other teams. They could have offered their 9th overall and the second 3rd rounder to the Pats (a better deal than the Saints gave them), gotten Ellis in the 1st and still gotten Sims in the 3rd.

Regarding your assertion that this isn't a playoff team this year? This is exactly the kind of sentiment that WDR is trying to change. As Bengals fans, we need to demand playoffs, at a minimum, EVERY YEAR. Marvin Lewis has had enough years to build a team. If the team was committed to winning a Super Bowl at all costs, I imagine we would have been much more aggressive on draft. Instead, we settle for Ellis, reach for Jerome Simpson and hope that the team will someday be competitive.

I feel bad about this draft, alot of my friends consider this a very good draft and hope to have a winning season for this year. mike brown (not capitalized on purpose) has a way of leaving a sliver of hope in everything so bengals fans hang on just a bit so we can be crushed by the bourgeois.

The Bengals fan in me wants to be super pumped about this draft and the upcoming season. But the WDR contributor in me is saying that, in the words of Broman from the Fifth Flo', we got took. The same thing happens every year. A team with aggressive ownership (2 teams this year) make a move to jump in front of the Bengals, and take our coveted prospects. All the while Mike Brown sits back, retains all 10 draft picks (there is no way all ten people make the team) and does nothing.

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    Bengals Futility - By The Numbers

    • 20 - Years since the Bengals have won a playoff game

      0 - Total number of playoff wins in Mike Brown's tenure as owner

      .359 - Bengals regular season winning percentage since Mike Brown took over as owner (115-206-1 in 20 seasons)

      29-34-1 - Record since 2005 playoff game vs Steelers

      6 - Seasons the Bengals have lost their first six games since 1991. No other team has more than two.

      0 - Teams North of Cincinnati without an indoor practice facility

      10 - Players arrested in a 14 month span from 2005-2006

      32 - Mike Brown's ranking, out of 32, of the "Best Owners in the NFL" by Michael Silver of Sports Illustrated in 2007

      458,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, that Hamilton County Taxpayers paid to build PBS

      2032 - Year that Hamilton County will have finally paid off its debt on the stadium deal

      3 - Total number of non-clerical employees employed in the Bengals scouting department, lowest in the league

      747,000,000 - Amount, in dollars, paid in free agency by the Bengals from 1994 - 2005, second worst of all 28 teams in existence for the duration, behind only Arizona

      118 – Ranking, out of 118 professional teams, of the “Worst Franchises” in professional sports, as ranked by ESPN the Magazine in 2003.

      97 – Ranking, out of 98 general managers in all four major sports with three or more years of experience, of Mike Brown’s performance as a GM, as ranked by Forbes in 2007.

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